The "sadfuck smilie" gets me hot.

[RandomKoolzip]

Rooowwwr!

[sundog]

1. it gets everyone hot... why do you think we're using it

it's like a very very sad orgy

[RandomKoolzip]

2. "Orgy" is right!

That's one decadent sadfuck.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

3. I see him and want to nurture him.

I want to cure what ails him....with sex.

[RandomKoolzip]

5. And then the sadfuck says to me:

"Touch me! Make me real!"

[bettyellen]

8. wow

i'm glad i'm not the only one. and i'm stealing your line tonight.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

10. Works everytime with the ladies:

"Touch me. Make me real."

Oh, Paul, take me now, you smooth talker!!!

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. I almost spit coffee on my screen!

How sad.

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. Would it be wrong to nominate this thread because it makes me laugh?

[RandomKoolzip]

7. Yes. Deeply, deeply wrong.

Like, eight different kinds of "wrong."

But go ahead....(sigh)...you'll do it anyway....

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. It's wrong, but it feels right

[Reverend_Smitty]

11. this is one of the most disturbing threads I've ever seen on DU

My innocence is lost

[RandomKoolzip]

13. Your post has turned me into a love machine.

Sadfuck is on the prowl....for the ladies!

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. What innocence?

[sundog]

15. i'm sad that i am reading this instead of working... i'm ashamed of myself

[RandomKoolzip]

16. And your sadness makes me want to punch holes in the walls....

But not with my fists.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

17. ...

:rofl:

[Reverend_Smitty]

20. you're right I never had any

[sundog]

34. me neither

[RandomKoolzip]

12. Ah hell...I'll nominate it too.

It's not like I have anything better to do....(sigh)

[sundog]

18. it's sad you can't nominate your own thread

the world would be a happy place if you could nominate your own thread

[RandomKoolzip]

19. Ah, ennui....

I am so sad. I feel the sadness of one thousand holocausts with the realization that I may not moninate my own thread. Ah, DU! Ah, life! Ah, Bartleby!



And my German Soldier is marching!

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

22. I haven't cried so hard since Simba died

...and I've never felt sexier.

[RandomKoolzip]

25. It's like "Brian's Song" meets "Deep Throat."

Or maybe Bergman's "Persona" colliding into "Cucumber Farm."

[sundog]

28. crying & sexiness is a sad combination indeed

[I Have A Dream]

21. OK, I need someone to explain this to me!

:shrug:

[RandomKoolzip]

24. This smilie here:

Gets me in the mood.

Thankfully it's all over the lounge today, so I'm randy as a jackrabbit.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

26. How come it's not on the smiley lookup table?

I looked for it but it's not there! :cry:

[RandomKoolzip]

27. Copy it from my posts.

[sundog]

30. kinda sad that SouthoftheBorderPaul doesn't know how to do that

[RandomKoolzip]

31. Yes. I am borderline catatonic now.

I feel as though I have just watched the massed inequities committed by mankind on fast-forward. I wish this sadness on no one else.



But I'm also totally turned on.

[sundog]

33. i know it's arousing

it makes me sad thinking about how arousing it really is

[Misunderestimator]

35. It's one of the saddest things I've read here...

[sundog]

47. i'm sorry i made you sad

[Misunderestimator]

49. Your apologies don't change a thing...

[sundog]

50. i know

[Misunderestimator]

52. But look... you inspired a masterpiece...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3708258&mesg_id=3709055

[sundog]

53. did you know this thread got enough votes for the greatest page

but they took it off

[Misunderestimator]

54. twice I've alerted on my own threads to ask them to be removed

from the greatest page.

[sundog]

55. the square toilet was a sad thread indeed

[Misunderestimator]

56. a perfect example... it hurt in a place so deeply hidden that I can't

I just can't...

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

45. You're sad!?!

I had to be told how to do it. Gees, that bums me out....and lights a fire down below.

[sundog]

48. i'm happy you're aroused

i swear... i just have a lot on my mind right now

[I Have A Dream]

43. OK, I'm going to assume that this is a joke that's being discussed in...

another thread somewhere.

[Democracy White]

23. DU must be a sad place

if y'all is getting hot and bothered by a smilie..

How distrubing

Dee

[bettyellen]

58. oh come now, you with the sexy drawings....

are sitting in judgement here?
blue scorpion could learn a few things from that smiley.

[nytemare]

29. It sort of reminds me of the sad face in the Zoloft commercials.

Poor little sad face. It just needs a hug! :hug:

[RandomKoolzip]

32. Yes. A hug.

That's a good place to start.

[nytemare]

36. You know, the sad face could just be passive aggressive.

The sad face has learned over the years different ways of getting attention. Being a sad face is his passive way of saying, "hey, look at me."

:)

[sundog]

51. no. it is passive-vigilante

[nytemare]

57. I still feel sorry for the lil guy!

He stops for a second and looks so hopeful, then sad again.

[Misunderestimator]

37. It's even sadder when they just kind of imitate one another:

The sadness is ... infectious...

[RandomKoolzip]

38. Or when the sadfuck joins in a dilaogue with the crying smilie:

:cry: :cry:
:cry:

They look like my mom and dad used to every christmas morning. Please, mom and dad, don't fight!

:cry:

[Misunderestimator]

39. That crying smilie is so one-dimensional... no wonder you like sadfuck.

[RandomKoolzip]

41. "Like" is far too weak a word.

Ooooooh baby! (sigh) Life is shit.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

46. Jesus, that made me laugh so hard I cried.

How sad is that!!!

[progmom]

40. finally.

[RandomKoolzip]

42. Finally what?

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps at its petty pace, etc. etc.

[progmom]

44. i finally get you hot