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norml Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 01:30 PM
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I'm going to introduce some new religions. Today's religion, Xenu Worship
Xenu is an Intergalactic Overlord, who if released from force field imprisonment would put Tom Cruise on medication.

Xenu has been given a bad rap.

It's time to worship Xenu!

How to worship Xenu?

Give up smoking.

Drink and do lots of drugs.

See your Psychiatrist regularly.

Free Xenu!
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norml Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 12:31 PM
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1. What, no interest in Xenu worship?
I'll have to try again.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 02:13 PM
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2. You need to get some celebrity endorsements
Like Brooke Shields. She probably needs the work. :P
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norml Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 02:27 PM
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3. Brooke Shields already worships Xenu.
She doesn't smoke.

She drinks and does drugs.

She sees her psychiatrist regularly.

And she's not happy with Tom Cruise.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 02:30 PM
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4. Heheh, I wonder how much money we could make selling
"FREE XEMU!" T-shirts :).

BUAHAHAHAHAHA
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norml Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 02:35 PM
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5. I'd like to see a Free Xenu! T-shirt.
That would be cool!
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 02:38 PM
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7. On the front it'll have a picture of a volcano with "FREE XENU" above it
and underneath several wingless DC-10 looking aircraft :)
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WeRQ4U Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 02:35 PM
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6. I've used this before..........
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