Message to the * White House from Ming the Merciless

[autorank]

Wake up, your time is limited!

[LaurenG]

1. Well he can't stay more than 3 1/2 more years anyway

I hope he doesn't kill us all. I would really miss the good parts of my life. Like flowers and home made bread and tea with good buddies and kisses and hugs.

[autorank]

2. Good news, you Ming likeks DU!

You can retain and even expand your earthly delights (btw, for this evening, I autorank, am channeling Ming).

Ming :heart:'s DU

[LaurenG]

3. Well can ming give us a heads up on alternative energy sources?

I could use a device that's off the grid that would power everything from the electro magnetic field of the earth. Could you tell me how to make one? :shrug:

[autorank]

5. The answer is "Twilight Zone"

There was an episode in which an elderly gentleman appeared with a pellet which turned water in to clean burning fuel for any car. That is your answer. Find the pellet and you are free of fumes, war, and major oil companies.

[LaurenG]

7. lol gee thanks. nt

[bridgit]

4. couldn't agree more, which is why...

their final power grab will be the ugliest in the history american politics out-stripping anything nixon could have imagined imo

[autorank]

6. Ming will prevail, liberate the planet, then leave with several

artifacts to include: The Eifel Tower, Donald Trump's hair, and 12 of those Bob's Big Boy statues (don't ask why). Earthlings will live in harmony for 1000 years until "The Rupture," at which point female Earthlings will rid themselves of males, who by then will have lost all utility.

[bridgit]

8. cool...

[Lord_StarFyre]

9. And now, a message from Emperor Wang the Impotent

(for those who might be offended by the topics of Impotency, Wangs, or Flesh Gordon, sorry...)

[autorank]

10. Impossible to offent moi...here's something fun...let's see how long it

lasts...