Things you never knew about GWB

[alevensalor]

A little satire to brighten the mood....

George W. Bush does not look like a monkey. Anyone who insinuates that George W. Bush looks like a monkey is not American, and has no right to live in George W. Bush. If George W. Bush were an ice cream flavor, it would be cocaine.

George W. Bush has magical powers of self-healing granted to him by the king of the dryads, George W. Bush. George W. Bush knows CPR, but will never give it to people who are not white, christian, or George W. Bush.

George W. Bush sleeps on a bed filled with angel hair pasta. George W. Bush sleeps well at night. George W. Bush does not think about all of the people killed on the orders of George W. Bush.

http://watchingthewatchers.org/story/2005/7/23/153128/689

~A!

[cliss]

1. Hm, strange logic.

While I'm not sure about the 'monkey' thing, there's one thing I'm sure of: the last sentence, "Bush sleeps well at night. He does not think about all of the people killed...."

THAT's one that's true. Even Laura Bush mentioned that he "sleeps like a baby". Goes to bed around 9:00 pm, and had sweet dreams all night long, I'm sure.

Not a care in the world.

[alevensalor]

2. Well

It was supposed to be a joke.

~A!