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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 09:19 PM
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Scandal alert: I'm having GOPisEvil's love child.
Damn you, you sperminating bastard! :grr:

Drama! Drama! Drama!

:P
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 09:20 PM
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1. CRAP
How come nobody ever wants to have MY love child?

:cry:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 09:20 PM
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2. Wow! You really ARE fertile!
I mean...we only hugged in Boston!

Unless...

You had MATCOM steal my seed whilst I slept!!!!

*cue organ music*

DRAMA!! :P
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 09:22 PM
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4. Three words.
Matcom.
Special probe.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 09:23 PM
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5. I thought I felt strangely when I woke up.
He ruined the pasta on purpose to drug me! Dammit!

I feel so used.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 09:24 PM
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7. Now all we need is the photoshop.
Oh Marrrttinnnnnnnn. You know you wanna do it. :evilgrin:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 09:25 PM
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8. I thought of him immediately.
I can think of no one else I'd rather do the official love child portrait.
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 09:21 PM
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3. LOL!
At least it is a love child, and not a hate child.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 09:24 PM
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6. aGAIN?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Does this mean I need to buy another shower gift? :D
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 11:14 PM
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9. But... you told me you were a virgin!!
:wow: :cry:
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 11:32 PM
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12. I'm sorry to burst your bubble.
After 13 years of marriage, I did manage it a few times.

Hey, where you going? Finnfan? Finnfan?


You Santorum state people are sooooo uptight. ;)
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 11:16 PM
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10. What did he fedex you his sperm
:crazy:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 11:17 PM
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11. We HAVE actually met, you know.
Of course, it wasn't THAT kind of meeting, but I think matcom was involved in the...ummm...file transfer...
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