guess whose waitress didn't show up for dinner

[sundog]

guess who ended up cooking, waiting & bussing tables on the busiest night of the week

guess who is drinking wine right now to forget it all

:7

[GOPisEvil]

1. The same guy who will be hiring a new waitress?

:7

[sundog]

6. yes... she is history

:nuke:

[progmom]

2. ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3711105

[sundog]

4. it touches me that you are so nice to me

in fact, it makes me sad to have such a good friend as you

[progmom]

9. i keep offering to touch you and you won't let me

[sundog]

14. you can touch me anytime... especially when i'm so vulnerable

[progmom]

16. you want me to touch your soul?

or your sole?

[sundog]

20. both... i need to confirm that i am alive

[progmom]

24. being alive - is that sondheim?

[sundog]

26. it might be pearl jam

but maybe i'm wrong

[progmom]

30. maybe it's cannibal corpse?

[sundog]

32. cannibals are sadder than stray cats & dogs

[progmom]

33. i get lonely when i see sad puppy faces

[sundog]

35. stray ferrets and rabbits also make me sad

[MissB]

3. We were wondering where you were.

Enjoy the whine. You've earned it.

[sundog]

10. i am enjoying the whine & the wine

thanks for your concern

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. Today was just a bad day.

It was a bad day at my work, I nearly started crying.


Bad day. Bad, bad, bad day.

[progmom]

7. oh sweetie

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. Hopefully tomorrow will be a better day....

[sundog]

8. was the ice cream really hard to scoop today?

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. It just sucked

Everything I touched went wrong, started my day off by opening a bottle of seltzer water that promptly sprayed all over me. It was just chaotic behind the counter and there was no communication between people.

It was frustrating, and annoying, and hard. As I'm sure you understand all too well. Which is sad, so very sad.

[sundog]

18. hard days in the food service business are very sad

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. ok

[sundog]

23. you'll feel better tomorrow

i think...

or maybe not

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. Probably

It's my moms b-day tomorrow and also my Friday. So it should be better.


I hope.


I hope yours is better too.

[sundog]

27. but what if it isn't?

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. Then it will be sadfuck smiley day again tomorrow

[sundog]

29. that would be double sad

[RevolutionaryActs]

31. yes, double sad

[sundog]

34. sadder than buses that crash off of mountain cliffs

[RevolutionaryActs]

36. sadder then snowshoer's trapped in avalanches

[sundog]

39. sadder than fishes who have no home

[RevolutionaryActs]

42. sadder then squirrels with no nuts

[sundog]

47. sadder than bugs who drown in a thunderstorm

[RevolutionaryActs]

55. sadder then when you think you can fly and jump off the roof...

only to find out you can't fly.

[sundog]

59. sadder than playing hopscotch in rush hour traffic

[RevolutionaryActs]

62. sadder then when Timmy fell down the well

[sundog]

65. children in wells is a very very sad thing

[progmom]

48. sadder than a pair of jeans with no butts

[sundog]

57. sadder than a tribe with no huts

[RevolutionaryActs]

58. sadder then a blouse with no buttons

[sundog]

64. sadder than a mitten with no muttons

[RevolutionaryActs]

68. sadder then a cook with not waitress

Wait, that really is sad.

[sundog]

73. sadder than people who get lost in the mountains

[RevolutionaryActs]

76. sadder then tree frogs with no trees

[sundog]

78. sadder than flying squirrels who miss the tree they are flying to

[RevolutionaryActs]

80. sadder then a Billy Goat whose name is really Gary

[sundog]

82. sadder than the billy goats gruff who were detained by a troll

[RevolutionaryActs]

87. sadder then mountain goats with no mountain

[MissB]

11. Is this another toaster-nighmare day?

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. Not really.

Just frustrating.

[progmom]

37. frustrating how?

mean customers?

[RevolutionaryActs]

52. More stupid then anything

But it was frustrating in the kitchen, there was no communication. And people were changing positions every two seconds, one minute someone is taking orders, the next minute they're making salads.

Pick a station and stay there, please. Also there's this girl who was never trained on how we make sandwiches, and she was making them and I don't think there was any consistency. I tried to talk to my boss, but it just didn't work at the time. Later after we closed we got to talk better and now she understands. Which is good. But at the time I was just like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!


And because I was so flustered and stuff, I checked the wrong box on an order, it worked out, but I just felt like shit for messing up. So I said I need a break and ran outside and had to try not to cry.




That's a long post, and that's sad.

[xmas74]

12. If I lived anywhere near you

I would have waited tables for you tonight. Sure would be more money than I'm making at work tonight and night would have been over much faster.

Sorry about your night.

[sundog]

13. really? we can get stoned & listen to radiohead after work

sounds like fun

[xmas74]

21. Sounds like something I used to do

when I was a waitress (a long, long time ago).

[Misunderestimator]

38. What? Waitresses? Where?

[sundog]

40. nowhere

that's why it was such a sad night

[Misunderestimator]

43. Oh no! Was it your unfathomably abominable sorrow that drove them away?

[sundog]

50. i never thought of that

[Misunderestimator]

53. let that be a lesson then for you in the future

[sundog]

77. i always thought i was a happy go lucky sorta fella

guess i was wrong

[Misunderestimator]

81. and i always thought that I was sugar and spice...

[sundog]

88. snails & puppy dog tails were never my thing either

life is hard

[Misunderestimator]

90. it's hard work... everything is... even breathing...

[sundog]

91. even sadder than progmom not being able to post

[Misunderestimator]

93. that's the saddest thing i can even imagine... where's progmom now?

[progmom]

96. i just got back online

comcast booted me


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3712190&mesg_id=3712190

[Misunderestimator]

100. how sad when even broadband goes down...

[sundog]

102. what's this world coming to?

[sundog]

97. she came back... but she is sad that comcast ruined her evening

[Misunderestimator]

101. it's sad that losing internet for 30 minutes ruins someone's evening.. sad

[Misunderestimator]

104. I'm SAD to tell you that she just called to tell me that she lost it AGAIN

[sundog]

105. now i'm even sadder than i was before

because i was happy for a minute... and my sadness is now more drastic by comparison

[Misunderestimator]

106. It's drastically sad that she is going to sleep now... and has given up.

[sundog]

107. i guess i should give up now too

hehe... gotta crash... long day

take care k... happy anniversary :hug:

[Misunderestimator]

109. thanks, and it's also very sad that i must also go to sleep

:hug: :hi:

On edit.. I did very much enjoy our official smilie of the day...

[progmom]

41. they all went home.

they couldn't handle the crushing sadness that is sundog.

[Misunderestimator]

44. It then proves, does it not, that waitresses don't like nice gay guys?

[progmom]

45. is that what we've all been circling around, afraid to say?

[Misunderestimator]

49. Yes, because no one wants to incur the wrath of the waitresses.

[progmom]

60. apparently they know what boys like

they just don't care about what gay guys like

[Misunderestimator]

66. I'm sorry, I can't read that.. does it say that waitresses like manly-men?

[sundog]

71. maybe i'm not manly enough

[Misunderestimator]

86. probably not...

oh... woe is me... nearly forgot...

[sundog]

94. that dress was a sad choice

it landed me on the worst dressed list last year

[progmom]

99. but this ensemble got you mad props from kid rock

[Misunderestimator]

103. it's intolerably sad that that made me roll on the floor laughing...

[progmom]

72. there's that song by the band The Waitresses

"I Know What Boys Like" you know....from the 80s.....it was on MTV?


oh...right...they didn't wear these:




so you wouldn't know about it.

[sundog]

75. there is also a song by tori amos called 'the waitress'

but it's not a happy song

[Misunderestimator]

84. Ooooooh!... that nearly... very nearly made me laugh, if i didn't know...

what a jerk you were...

[sundog]

46. they hate gay guys, it is true

[Misunderestimator]

51. and we all know it's only because they're jealous of the tips gay guys get

[sundog]

54. no one tips me

i'm not handsome & charming enough

[Misunderestimator]

56. I know that that is not true, and therefore a cry for attention... how gay

[sundog]

61. i know it's gay

[Misunderestimator]

63. does it make you sad that everything you say is gay?

[sundog]

69. not usually

but tonight it does

[FuzzySlippers]

67. How can you be gay and sad at the same time?

[sundog]

70. that's a sad thought fuzzy

i do not know

[indigo32]

74. Get A Rope!

[sundog]

79. glad you could come to the party indigo

sorry i don't have a better booze selection

[indigo32]

83. I'm drinking

the warm Corona on GOPisEvils bar table..
ya gotta have something better than that

[sundog]

85. i'm sorry that you have to drink warm corona

[indigo32]

89. thx for your sympathy

[sundog]

92. warm beer is sadder than rudolph's island of misfit toys

[indigo32]

95. sadder than homeless kittens

[sundog]

98. sadder than homeless kittens in the snow

[lildreamer316]

108. Sadder than a mango with no worm.

(sorry couldn't resist):cry:

[Jara sang]

110. your's, you, and you

[In_The_Wind]

111. gee ~ I'm sorry sundog

I hope today is better for you!