DU Parents - A Word Of Advice:

[matcom]

it is totally cool that you let little Johnny have a sleepover with 6 or 8 kids. Bet they had a blast.

BUT.......

Your friendly neighbors would like to let you know that (we) think 6:30 am on a Sunday morning is a LITTLE FUCKING EARLY to let them outside to run around screaming at the top of their lungs playing some kind of Superhero game (from what I can hear). :grr:

Thank you,

The Neighborhood :argh:

[Jon8503]

1. For heavens sake, go back to bed.

[matcom]

2. right.

the dog is barking every time one of our "superheros" screams at the top of his/her little lungs (as is every other dog in the neighborhood)

[In_The_Wind]

3. try giving the kids lots of late night sweet treats

they'll stay up way late at night and sleep-in the next morning Sugar Smack is still sleeping

[Sugar Smack]

7. I'm up now and making a lot of noise,

and having a rather good fuzzy navel.

[XemaSab]

4. I think it's time

to start handing out candy and inviting them to sleep over.

[matcom]

5. i was thinking it was time for me to rethink my position

regarding the 2nd amendment

[XemaSab]

6. that's a bold statement

I still think the candy/sleepovers suggestion is golden.

Especially if you take to shuffling around the hood wearing an old raincoat with bare legs sticking out.

all you'd have to do would be stick a cardboard cutout of yourself in the window and those kids would be off the street faster than you can say "hey little boy...."

[SarahB]

8. What's really cool...

is when you give the hyper little boys cups of morning expresso before they go outside.

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[matcom]

9. might i suggest a sugar-substitute?

:D

[SarahB]

12. I actually go to great lengths to prevent annoying hyper-tude

Here's me in mom mode:



It ain't pretty. :crazy:

[DS1]

13. Hey, mom

You're not supposed to wear your shooting medals on the "Charlie" uniform. :D

[GOPisEvil]

14. Who said that?

Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.

[SarahB]

15. Speaking of parenting...

did you know I'm having GOPisEvil's spawn? http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3711048
We wanted you to do the first baby portrait. :loveya:

[DS1]

16. Why, so you can alert on it like the last time?

pfft :eyes:

[SarahB]

17. I'm sorry.

You just got me on a bad day. :(

It's someone elses fault. Really! :D

You know I love your photoshops. Oh, please, please, please (insert girlish charm here). :P

[DS1]

10. not that you

[matcom]

11. i love you

its official.

i truly love you. :loveya:

[Maddy McCall]

18. Tie a towel around your neck. Instant Captain Underpants.

Now get out there with your skivvies on and show those boys how to be a real superhero!

Bet that'll send them running back inside. :D

[Kathy in Cambridge]

19. Bet that may land Matt in jail with a pedophilia charge

your can bet the parents would overreact seeing a grown man out there in his thong with a towel draped arounf his neck. :o

[yvr girl]

20. It would make a great matcom news story though

I say he goes for it.