Need a good laugh??

[Clintmax]

I collect rotary phones and was just checking out the ones listed on E-Bay and came across one with the following description:

"Here is a black rotary desk phone from some year.. beats me what one.. so you tell me. Or maybe not cause I don't really care. I have no idea if it works or not. The cord on it is not of the same type that I can plug in and try it. It needs a good cleaning and I am not going to do it cause well.. I don't feel like it. So there.. sue me. This thing is kinda heavy, but then so is my ex wife, so plan on that for shipping.. the phone not my ex.. trust me you don't want her... plus she'd be like $700,0000,000 just in shipping really and you would be one unhappy camper with what you got anyway so get that out of your head please... geez. Anyway... high bidder pays shipping, money prder preferred. So what are you waiting for? Click bid like a cool person ok? Ok."

Nearly fell outta my chair with laughter!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Yogi]

1. Well, did you bid?

n/t

[Clintmax]

2. Naw...

Description kinda turned me off to his auctions, plus, I already have a black one.

:hi:

[Clintmax]

3. Well...OK...I thought it was funny. n/t

[seemunkee]

4. geez, does this guy have emotional bagage or what