i was asked to stop eating waffles so i wouldn't gain more weight

[sundog]

by zuni

[Zuni]

1. do you want to fit into a normal sized wedding gown or not?

:eyes:

[sundog]

2. like i would ever be the bride

[Old_Fart]

3. Which one of you guys are going to wear the dress?

Are you pure enough to wear white or will it be a shade closer to gray or black?

[sundog]

4. zuni will be wearing a black dress & bouquet made out of crack pipes

[Old_Fart]

7. What are the crack pipes for

Wedding bubbles? :)

[sundog]

9. he can't make it down the aisle without them

[Zuni]

12. if it wasn't for crack cocaine, I wouldn't be able to spend 5 minutes

in a room with you

[sundog]

19. at least i don't put out for anyone holding some rock

[Zuni]

5. sundog is a filthy tramp

he will wear a brown dress

[sundog]

6. go inhale some spray paint

[Zuni]

8. What? Does that mean you huffed up all the model airplane glue?

:eyes:

[sundog]

10. yes... & all the sharpies! now fuck off you skank!

[Zuni]

13. you forget your handful of valium this evening?

[sundog]

20. you're right, i need to balance this shit out... give me some fuck face!

[Old_Fart]

14. Epoxy is a hell of allot cheaper

:)

[progmom]

11. it's not the waffles as much as it is

the berries and syrup and whipped cream you pile on them.

[Zuni]

15. not to mention he is always sedentary from the various

pills he is constantly gobbling

[progmom]

21. if you only knew the half of it

[Zuni]

22. check this out

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3716167&mesg_id=3716167

[Old_Fart]

18. I thought that it was the butter that made the buns get bigger

:shrug:

[usedtobesick]

16. why can't we all just get along?

[Old_Fart]

17. Eat pancakes instead

That way you will be able to control the amount of syrup you put on them. Waffles have too many "cracks" and you can never tell how much syrup you have put on them.