Husband of the Year Awards - Democratic Underground

nyhuskyfan

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Mon Jul-25-05 09:13 AM
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Husband of the Year Awards

Just to prove you can do worse than a DU man...

HUSBAND OF THE YEAR AWARDS

3rd Place goes to:
Albania

2nd Place goes to:
Serbia

and the winner of the husband of the year is:
Ireland

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Shell Beau

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Mon Jul-25-05 09:24 AM
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1. OMG! n/t

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supernova

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Mon Jul-25-05 09:31 AM
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2. Are you sure the Irish guy's not walking with his mother?

Edited on Mon Jul-25-05 09:35 AM by supernova

:wtf: to all of them.

I would really like to hear the albanian guy's explination. :grr:

He deserves to sit way away from tonight's fire.

The only way the Irish pic works is if she's carrying a crate of empties.

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RethugAssKicker

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Mon Jul-25-05 09:32 AM
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3. Pigs

So us American men are so bad are we?

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DS1

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Mon Jul-25-05 09:34 AM
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4. In all fairness..

Look at the lean on that woman in Ireland, if she didn't have a case of beer to offset herself she'd probably fall over and break a hip!

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supernova

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Mon Jul-25-05 09:36 AM
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5. Oh gee, I'm feeling the warmth there DS1

check my comment above.

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DS1

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Mon Jul-25-05 09:37 AM
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6. It's a joke

and there's no way those are empties

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GOPisEvil

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Mon Jul-25-05 09:40 AM
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7. At least he's holding her hand - that's romance!

:yoiks:

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DS1

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Mon Jul-25-05 09:41 AM
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8. Yeah, a REAL man would've put the case in the middle of her

Edited on Mon Jul-25-05 09:42 AM by DS1

back and made her wheelbarrow walk the rest of the way home. What's the point of being evolved if you can't turn your wife into a simple lever?

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GOPisEvil

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Mon Jul-25-05 09:43 AM
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9. I think he should have ridden piggy back AND made her carry the crate.

WHILE signing "Beast of Burden" of course...

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DS1

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Mon Jul-25-05 09:47 AM
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10. As long as she kept a bottle opener between her teeth

I'd be comfortable with that. Lighten the load a bit, sweetheart, and hand me another beer

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GOPisEvil

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Mon Jul-25-05 09:48 AM
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12. Only a true romantic would think to lighten her load by drinking the beer.

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DS1

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Mon Jul-25-05 09:49 AM
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13. Just as long as she walked quickly

I'd hate to arrive back home just as I'm running out :grr:

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GOPisEvil

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Mon Jul-25-05 09:51 AM
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14. And God help her if we miss the opening kick of the football game.

:mad:

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DS1

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Mon Jul-25-05 09:55 AM
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15. Oh, there'll be kicking alright

Edited on Mon Jul-25-05 09:55 AM by DS1

Right to the curb

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GOPisEvil

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Mon Jul-25-05 09:56 AM
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16. Yeah, but then who will carry the beer?

:shrug:

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DS1

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Mon Jul-25-05 10:02 AM
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17. Her sister

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GOPisEvil

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Mon Jul-25-05 10:02 AM
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18. I bow to your superior romantic skills.

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matcom

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Mon Jul-25-05 09:47 AM
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11. that first woman is smart!

because smoking isn't good for you :bounce:

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