if i were a carpenter

[datasuspect]

Poll question: if i were a carpenter

and you were a lady

[ET Awful]

1. No on both counts, but if I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning. n/t

[motely36]

2. I was thinking the same thing

:)

[motely36]

3. If I were a carpenter

I would not go boating!

:P

[ET Awful]

5. Shall we hammer together? How about

I'll hammer out danger, you hammer out a warning, and together we'll hammer out love between our brothers and our sisters all over this land?

:evilgrin:

[datasuspect]

4. a hammer of justice?

or of freedom?

[On the Road]

6. If I Were a Carpenter,

I'd hammer on my piglet.
I'd collect the seven dollars and
I'd buy a big prosthetic forehead and
Wear it on my real head...

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