I'm leaving DU*

[Zuni]

*actually, I really want to be begged to stay, I want to be told how much everyone loves me----I want this whole thread to become one of such excess emotional groveling that i can print it up and hang on my bedroom wall.


Let the Melodrama begin :hi:

[Misunderestimator]

1. liar

[Zuni]

4. Lucky for you

I no longer darn socks :D

[motely36]

2. please....don't....stop

:P

[smartvoter]

3. Don't leave. I haven't had a flame war with you yet. nt

[asthmaticeog]

5. So go.

I sure as shit ain't gonna miss ya. :P

[Zuni]

8. This simple plea for attention is already backfiring

Maybe I should change my screen name to Ginger Snaps or something like "Heart of Gold"

[asthmaticeog]

16. Taken.

Consider "Culinary."

[progmom]

6. Zuni Week is so 1994.

:eyes:

[Zuni]

10. It so happens that 1994 was an excellent year for wines

;)

[progmom]

48. yes, but not so much for whines

:eyes:

[davidinalameda]

7. don't let the door hit ya

where the good lord split ya

[Zuni]

13. good one

well it would be if I wasn't suffering incredibly

[Beware the Beast Man]

9. OH, PLEASE STAY!!!!!!

On second thought...

[Zuni]

11. again, my pathetic plea for love is only purchasing enmity and anger

:shrug:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

12. Who are you again?

:shrug:

[question everything]

14. OK, turn off the computer and go outside

meet real people, perhaps even find a significant other

get a life, please. I've heard that some is on sale on eBay. On second thoughts, forget eBay, this will send you back to the computer..

[Zuni]

17. wtf?

:wtf:

:shrug:

should I be angry at you?

[Sugar Smack]

54. .

[Zuni]

55. nice save

:thumbsup:

[matcom]

15. were you ever loved in the first place?

:shrug: :P

[Zuni]

18. even my mother told me I was an accident

:cry:

[matcom]

20. you were

came as a COMPLETE surprise to both of us! :bounce:

[Sugar Smack]

44. OH!

:rofl:

[SoDesuKa]

19. Please Don't Leave

n/t

[terrya]

21. I'll beg you to stay if you promise no more melodrama.

Since, well, melodrama isn't exactly scarce around here.

[Zuni]

23. my melodrama is a more intellectual type

refreshing, yet charmingly subtle....at least I think so :P

[Susang]

22. I don't beg

So I guess this is goodbye. :cry:

[Zuni]

26. do you plead?

I need someone to reinforce my inner narcissism masked by a shell of self hatred and melancholy

[Susang]

52. Nope, sorry

See ya. :hi:

[On the Road]

24. All I Will Say Is

that little stick figure in your sig line cracks me up every time I see it. And I do enjoy that autofill game.

:smoke:

[Deep13]

25. And you are --???

:shrug: :puffpiece:

[Sugar Smack]

27. And taking my own personal shmoopie happiness with you?

Other than fling myself around this empty room, keening & sobbing, what am I to do now? If you're leaving, please stick around long enough to get me fitted for a straitjacket. Where will be my shmoopie happiness without you?

[Sugar Smack]

31. num-nums...?

[Zuni]

36. now that was good melodrama

check your PMs later. I shall be sending you one when I get a chance

[kick-ass-bob]

28. OH NO! who else can find Chick Tracts?

oh yeah, that's right - anyone can do that.

nevermind.

[GreenPartyVoter]

29. *grovelling* stay, wontcha?

[LaurenG]

30. Ok well don't leave. grovel grovel grovel nt

[El Fuego]

32. Oh, you know you'll be back.

And you just might find we've moved on...

[ScreamingMeemie]

33. Have I met you before??

:shrug:***


***You don't need me to tell you how adored you are. :hi:

[Deja Q]

34. Plllllllease don't go! I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You've got to stay! I won't be the same without you!

:loveya:

And if you're adventurous:

[BiggJawn]

35. Don't let the door hitcha where Random Chance splitcha...

My stock answer to the obligatory "Swan Song" post...
:evilgrin:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

37. I'd feel better knowing it was

hanging on your bathroom wall.

[no name no slogan]

38. What, a fricken Zuni week wasn't enough for you?

:+

[Zuni]

40. what can I say

I demand massive amounts of public adoration.

[Sugar Smack]

just..hold me.

we've been abandoned and I shall never type in caps again.

[no name no slogan]

45. I am so there

you didn't even need to ask
:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[RandomKoolzip]

39. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

If it hits your dick, that's okay, however.

[LynneSin]

41. This thread deserves these kittens

[Zuni]

43. hahahaha

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

46. Are you coming to DC

I expect you to be there for pre/post activities!

[Zuni]

47. I will be in DC on September 24th

:bounce:

[tigereye]

57. itboy!

you know your fame will only last 15 minutes. Well, around here it is a little longer. :)

ok, where should I put all the flowers and cards? ;)

[caty]

42. If you go,

there will be no reason for me to go on. I will shrivel up and blow away. You are my reason for being.:cry:
What did you say your name was again?:silly:

[henslee]

49. Dont let the screen door hit you in the ass!

[underpants]

50. Damn! I had yesterday in the "Zuni gets tombstoned" brackets

:bounce:

[sundog]

51. you should have kissed more ass

[sundog]

53. zuni should be beheaded

[kmla]

56. What I want to know is... How does this affect me?

Will it make the day of kmla any easier? Or harder?

Because if it doesn't affect me -

I don't care.

:evilgrin: