Oh freddled gruntbuggly,

[ET Awful]

Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

1. Sounds like what I'll most likely be writing for the next 3 days

On the Texas bar exam.

[ET Awful]

2. Wanna borrow my blurglecruncheon?

Or is that against the rules?

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

3. Probably

Unless it fits into a clear Ziploc bag and is a writing utensil or eraser.

[ET Awful]

4. Well, you could conceivably use the pointy end as a writing utensil

after rending someone in the gobberwarts with the blunt end and using the resultant mess as a primitive form of ink.

[Brotherjohn]

5. AAAiiiiggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! NOO!! STTTOOOOPPPPPPP!!!! (nt)

[ET Awful]

6. Aren't you going to tell me how much you liked my poem? n/t