My name is Zuni, ask me anything especially really personal questions

[LynneSin]

:bounce:

[RandomKoolzip]

1. 8 inches or less?

[LynneSin]

Actually millimeters

:bounce:

[Zuni]

29. a lot of millimeters, lots and lots of millimeters

[LynneSin]

30. Yeah right

:eyes:

[Roland99]

3. 20cm

Ancient phallus unearthed in cave
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4713323.stm

[RandomKoolzip]

14. So that's Zuni's?!

Dude is old.

[Zuni]

26. thanks to Viagra

still rock hard *rim shot

[Roland99]

2. What caused this rash?

[LynneSin]

6. Friction

:bounce:

[progmom]

4. are you still a virgin?

[LynneSin]

8. Ah hun, don't you remember that special night we had together in Baltimore

:cry:

[progmom]

17. So that's a yes then?

:hi:

[LynneSin]

18. You said I was the only man you'd ever love

You said no one ever made you smile the way I made you smile. You said no one knew how to turn you on the way I turned you on

:cry:

My heart is broken!

[Zuni]

31. No damnit!

I was in a band for years! If you are in a band, even a shitty one you get laid all the time

[LynneSin]

33. Proof that you are incorrect with that statement

[Zuni]

34. well, most guys in bands get laid all the time

it was more a generalization than an absolute truth

[LynneSin]

35. You said all of them - here's the proof

[Spider Jerusalem]

5. Do you live on the second floor?

(The subject line reminded me of that Suzanne Vega song...)

[LynneSin]

9. I live in a Van down by the River...wanna see my picture

[Roland99]

11. How do we get back on the right track?

[LynneSin]

12. Now, you kids are probably asking yourself, "Hey, Zuni.....

...how can we get back on the right track?!"

And that is for me to get my gear, move it on into here, 'cause I'm gonna bunk with you, buddy! We're gonna be buddies! We're gonna be pals! We're gonna wrassle around! Ol' Zuni's gonna be your shadow!

[Roland99]

13. "Oh...I'll never smoke pot again!"

[motely36]

7. inny or outy?

:hi:

[LynneSin]

10. Did you have to go there?

I was hatched - I don't have either

:cry:

[sundog]

15. is it true that you asked sundog to stop eating waffles to lose weight?

[LynneSin]

16. I did! I actually like Sundog just the way he is

:bounce:

[Sugar Smack]

19. So you had a birthday this weekend..

Didja get LUCKY?

[LynneSin]

21. Yes, don't you remember

you were there!

[Sugar Smack]

28. BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Beer Snob-50]

20. was that you sniffing around the bus station?

[LynneSin]

22. Probably, how else can I pay for my smilie's crack habit

[Beer Snob-50]

23. i thought so!

send me back my wallet and amex card! i left a packet of meth in one of the folds.

[LynneSin]

25. Was this your wallet?

Um, it's empty now

[Beer Snob-50]

32. that is my wallet!!!

did you also keep my ranger andy membership card??

[Zuni]

24. All lies, dammit!

:cry:

You people are so mean!

[LynneSin]

27. Who the hell are you and why are you impersonating me, Zuni

:cry:

[yvr girl]

36. Why are you sending me those nekkid pictures?

I told you I'm not interested.

[LynneSin]

37. But you started sending me the naked pictures first, don't make me post em

:eyes:

[yvr girl]

38. I DID NOT

My no-good ex has been sending them out. Bastard.

[Misunderestimator]

39. Were they taken in his bathroom? 'cause I got those too!

[LynneSin]

40. These were done from when she was in that hole in the floor of my basement

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.

[Zuni]

41. roflmao

:rofl: