Let's start some Urban Legends about the ADMINS and DU

[yvr girl]

DU started as one of those "Reply All" email debates that got WAY out of hand.

Every time someone starts a SEX thread Elad and EarlG shoot Skinner with their BB Guns AND that's why he doesn't allow them.

[rug]

1. You cannot discuss chickens and sex because once EarlG

. . . no, never mind.

[Debi]

10. I SAW that movie

:wow:

[ComerPerro]

2. I heard that whenever you get a post deleted

Skinner puts a marble in a jar with your screen name on it.

And then, when your jar is full, EarlG shows up at your door and kicks your ass.

Then, they steal your screenname, and give it to someone else who posts just like you do, so no one else will ever find out.

[Skinner]

36. Lookout! EarlG's comin' to getcha!

ComerPerro's Marble Jar (Full)

[davidinalameda]

3. they're afraid sex threads will bring more freepers

since we know how repressed they are over there in freeperland

[Richardo]

4. We're all Admins' sock puppets - except yvr girl

:scared:

[jeff30997]

5. Skinner, Elad and EarlG are the illegitimate kids of the three Stooges:

[supernova]

6. Did we ever get Elad a new shirt?

Man, that thing looks so well-loved.

[underpants]

7. Mysterious "Fourth Admin" in this photo likened to "Fifth Beatle"

Forensic photographers are still unable to determine WHO was in the this picture (behind Elad).

[jeff30997]

8. There's a rumor that...

It's the ghost of Elvis.

[underpants]

11. Or ghosts of the Confederacy who advised Hitler

as seen on the History channel.... nightly

[Debi]

9. Skinner's dog is really a south-of-the-boarder rat species

that got smuggled into the country in the glove box.

[stellanoir]

12. They live on Swedish Fish exclusively. . .

Kinda like the artist formerly and latterly known as Prince's entourage and their Cotton Candy thingy in the '80's.

Too much sugar weirds people out totally.

[underpants]

13. The DU offices have one standing rule

Never EVER turn off the Laura Branigan music loop

EVER

[jeff30997]

16. Laura Branigan ?

I thought that it was The Partridge Family that they played in a loop.

[XemaSab]

14. This one time

EarlG and Elad were parked up on Lover's Lane making out, and there was a news bulletin about an escaped psycho named Skinner on the loose, and Elad was scared and wanted to go home, but EarlG scoffed and said there was nothing to be afraid of, but Elad got more and more freaked out and insisted that they leave, and when they got to Elad's house EarlG went to open the door for Elad and hanging off the door handle was Skinner!

True story!

[jeff30997]

15. Aaargh ! You're freaking me out !

[Beer Snob-50]

17. yvr girl is actually a nom-de-plume for skinner

she/he told me in a PM once.

[khashka]

18. I heard this from a friend of a friend

who was there. Skinner had about a dozen too many jello shots and had intimate relations with a ratsnake. It wasn't pretty and there was a lawsuit.

Of course, I can't tell you what I've heard about you, yivver.

Khash.

[StopTheMorans]

19. the admins hate anyone who doesn't wear glasses

[Name removed]

21. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[yewberry]

20. If you hold down "control-d-u" and restart

while chanting "skinner" thrice, your screen will display the deleted posts of all the trolls EVER!

Maybe that's just for macs, though. Dunno about pcs.

[davidinalameda]

33. wouldn't it be apple-d-u and restart

I wonder how many of those trolls I nuked when I was a mod

I really enjoyed nuking trolls

:nuke:

[yewberry]

34. Hey, I gotta control key

Us mac folks aren't completely cut off from the clones.

I've never nuked anyone, though.

Yet.

[caty]

22. Everyone knows that repubs

have fewer brain cells that Dems. No--really. It's been proven scientifically. Ask anyone. That makes anyone connected to DU geniuses. And, I'm not sucking up.

[kmla]

23. Skinner actually is the kid who was Kevin Arnold's best friend, Paul...

... from 'The Wonder Years' (Josh Saviano).

Then, on the weekends, he tours as Marylin Manson.

But only on the weekends.

[ScreamingMeemie]

24. BigMcLargeHuge drowned in the Moderator hot tub...and sometimes

late at night in the Lounge you can see his ghost posts superimposed over yours. Really....

[yvr girl]

25. Skinner bought Elad and EarlG on ebay

They were listed in the now defunct "White Slavery" section. He was the only bidder.

[Beer Snob-50]

26. all three admins were back up singers for tiffany

when she toured the malls in the sevenities

[yvr girl]

27. You mean the 80s right?

Or was she touring as a toddler as well?

[Beer Snob-50]

28. yes i meant 80's

brain fart sorry...............:hurts:

[wakeme2008]

29. Have you every wondered why there are three admins but only

[dave29]

30. They are all the same person

and I have traced them back to the following email address:

[e-mail]

[UrbScotty]

31. Grovelbot has another username on DU: ih8thegop.

:evilgrin:

[BikeWriter]

32. Skinner is Elvis in real life.

[yvr girl]

35. When Skinner was in Reno....

well, you know.

[davidinalameda]

37. it was Vegas

and you know what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

I heard he was there for the Young Republican national conference

something about being jumping out of cakes

[yvr girl]

38. You gotta pay for college somehow

:shrug: