What should I do to apologize to Progmom

[motely36]

for the comment I made about her hair?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3720674#3720693


:cry:

[Debi]

1. Flowers seem to work nice......or chocolates

or or kittens That oughta work

[kedrys]

2. Fall on your sword

Heathen!

[jobycom]

4. Similar.

[jobycom]

3. Harikari

[Shell Beau]

5. Yikes! I don't know. A lot of groveling!

[Misunderestimator]

6. Well, she can FIRST apologize to ME for putting me in a mullet!

So there...

(Don't worry your head about her... she can dish it out, but she can't take it.)

[progmom]

8. my official apology

i apologize for ever insinuating that you are anything but lovely. :loveya:

[Misunderestimator]

10. Thank you... that's better...

:hug:

[GOPisEvil]

13. Oh damn!

That's just rude!

:rofl:

[sundog]

7. buy her a convertible

[progmom]

11. sundog knows!!!

:woohoo:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. OK, motely36,

I suspect it will take more than chocolates, or kittens to get her forgiveness...If I were you (and right now I'm glad I'm NOT), I'd post in Every thread of hers that I could positively respond to, and say something nice to her...She is really a nice lady, and I think she will forgive you after awhile, if she hasn't yet.

Good luck!

:hi:

[norml]

12. Tell her that four out of five people differ with your opinion of her hair

and actually like it that way.

[bicentennial_baby]

14. Seppuku, of course

Seppuku, (Sape-puu-kuu) the Japanese formal language term for ritual suicide (Hara-kiri (Har-rah-kee-ree) is the common language term.), was an intregal aspect of feudal Japan (1192-1868). It developed as an intregal part of the code of bushido and the discipline of the samurai warrior class.

Hara-kiri, which literally means "stomach cutting" is a particularly painful method of self-destruction, and prior to the emergence of the samurai as a professional warrior class, was totally foreign to the Japanese.

The early history of Japan reveals quite clearly that the Japanese were far more interested in living the good life than in dying a painful death. It was not until well after the introduction of Buddhism, with its theme of the transitory nature of life and the glory of death, that such a development became possible.

To the samurai, seppuku--whether ordered as punishment or chosen in preference to a dishonorable death at the hands of an enemy--was unquestionable demonstration of their honor, courage, loyalty, and moral character.

http://victorian.fortunecity.com/duchamp/410/seppuku.html

[I Know How To Do it]

15. Shampoo her hair!

[sundog]

16. buy her a villa with an ocean view in italy

so i can go vacation there :P

[BlueJazz]

17. Buy her a New Selmer Reference 54 Alto Sax.....Believe me...

...you may not know what it is but She'll be yours forever!!

(On Second thought..buy ME one and I'll be yours forever..) :)

[khashka]

18. Self Immolation

It might work. Then again crying is less painful and she's a real pushover for a few tears...

On the other hand, how are you gonna apologize to all of those of us who idolize her? You dug yourself deep with this one.

Khash.

[sundog]

19. buy her a sailboat to dock in the mediterranean

so she can give it to sundog

[motely36]

20. so you don;t really care about Progmom

you just want shit for yourself right? :)

[sundog]

21. of course not, i'm only thinking of progmom

:hide:

:P

:hi:

[progmom]

22. i'm happy to share with you, sundog

:loveya:

[merh]

23. Because

:kick: