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iamjoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 04:18 PM
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Top Ten Things To Say If Caught Sleeping At Your Desk (At Work)
10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time
management course I just took!"

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the company's mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to
handle that big problem."

3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

2. "Who put decaf in the coffee pot?!?"

AND THE NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk........

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen."



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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 04:20 PM
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1. ROFLMAO
:rofl: :applause: :applause: :rofl:

Nominated, bookmarked and celebrated! :toast:

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SmokingJacket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 04:35 PM
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2. That's great! nt
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 04:37 PM
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3. A friend did #1. It was the Plant Manager who caught him.
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