I need questions, people!!

[Chicken Girl]

1. 42

2. My great aunt Thelma

3. ramen noodles

4. a nice chianti

5. Karl Rove

6. spoiled ravioli

7. kitty cats

8. the smell of fresh-cut grass in the morning

[motely36]

1. Well, the first one is easy!

:)

[Xipe Totec]

2. #4, What goes well with Favada

[Wetzelbill]

3. Let us see...

1. 42, How many times did Bush lie in his latest State of the Union?

2. My great aunt Thelma, Who was the woman who hung out with Louise?

3. ramen noodles, What is a college student's sweet nectar of life?

4. a nice chianti, What did I have with some fava beans and a Freeper's liver?

5. Karl Rove, Can you name a person who should make sure they never drop soap in the shower?

6. spoiled ravioli, Joes Leiberman and Biden make my stomach churn like?

7. kitty cats, Rick Santorum equates gay sex as the equivalent of sleeping with______?

8. the smell of fresh-cut grass in the morning, What is similar to the smell of Napalm in the morning?

[NoSheep]

4. Here you go!

1. 42 ( How old are you?)

2. My great aunt Thelma (Who were you named for?)

3. ramen noodles (How did you survive college?)

4. a nice chianti (What do you eat with your Cheerios?)

5. Karl Rove (Who is your nemesis?)

6. spoiled ravioli (What stinks in your fridge?)

7. kitty cats (What's in your lap?)

8. the smell of fresh-cut grass in the morning (What makes you sneeze?)

[khashka]

5. I'll give it a try

1. What is the meaning of Life, The Universe, and Everything?

2. Who stirred strange sexuaul thoughts in you when she pinched your prepubescent cheeks?


3. What do you eat when you are seriously hung over?

4. What do you drink when you are seriously hung over?

5. Name the spawn of Satan.

6. Once again, what do you eat when you are seriously hung over?

7. What is your ultimate sexual fantasy?

8. What does everybody else like that you don't? Freak! Weirdo!


Good enough for government work or what?

Khash.

[NoSheep]

10. I like these! I should have taken the task more seriously!

:D

[SOteric]

6. Answers:

1. What is George Dubya Bush's I.Q.?

2. What does matcom look like in a dress?

3. What does JimmyJazz's new rash look like?

4. Who did the girl-chianti hook up with after the bad-chianti dumped her?

5. What is the southern end of a north-bound horse?

6. What has sundog been using for shark-bait?

7. Who will be running the world after the revolution comes?

8. Why did they dig a tunnel from Washington state to Canada?

[WCGreen]

7. Questions. Celenrity Jeoprady

1) What comes after 41:
2) Your great aunt Thelma's name is:
3) This produt made by Ramen and contains noodles is called:
4) The opposite of a Bad
5) We'll just give you points on this one
6) When your ravioli goes bad it is:
7) What do you call a kitty Kat
8) When you lawn boy cuts the grass in the morning, what do you smell...

[Wetzelbill]

12. hahahaha

[ChaoticSilly]

8. Ooh, quiz show! Can I get my own theme music?

1. How many roads must a person walk down? Nah, never work... what is 6 times 9 (base 13)?
42

2. Which member of my family has broken the most bones stage diving at a Lawrence Welk concert?
My great aunt Thelma

3. What Asian delicacy (hey, I'm asking the questions) would most closely match the thinking power of the chimperor's brain?
ramen noodles

4. What drink is most commonly served with fried kitty cats? (ducking for cover)
a nice chianti

5. In an ideal world, who would be Bubba the 357.2 lb Inmate's bitch?
Karl Rove

6. John Ashcroft once lost an election to a dead man. What would most intelligent people vote for instead of him in the next election?
spoiled ravioli

7. What dish is best served with a nice chianti? (ducking for cover - again)
kitty cats

8. To what smell do most stoners prefer to wake?
the smell of fresh-cut grass in the morning

[Wapsie B]

9. Sorry, no questions.

Just a Welcome to DU!

:bounce:

[Ikonoklast]

11. OK, how about these?

1. Average IQ of freeperland posters.
2. Looks just like Slim Pickens in drag.
3. Loser soup.
4. Goes good with peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches.
5. Still has wet dreams of Jeff G.
6. Breakfast of champions, goes good with warm, flat beer.
7. Smarter than most humans.
8. What are you, the lawn Nazi?

[WCGreen]

13. BTW, Welcome to the Lounge you crazy kid....