How does a freaking belt just disappear?!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

I know I threw my belt somewhere in my bedroom when I got home from work one day, and now it's no where to be found. I've been over this place with a fine tooth comb. This Apartment isn't that big! :wtf: is my belt?! Did it get sucked into another dimension? UGH! I need SOMETHING to wear tomorrow to work! :grr:
Duckie

[zbdent]

1. Our cat has a fetish for leather

(and one time, she dragged my underwear up from the basement and came walking through the kitchen with the waistband in her mouth).

More often, though, she has this thing about anything with the scent of her favorite pet human on it . . .

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. We don't have pets.

[zbdent]

4. Or so you think

:evilgrin:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

5. Found the belt.

My sweet Skippy :eyes: threw it to the back of the shelf at the top of the closet. :grr:
Duckie

[zbdent]

7. Sure

that's what they want you to think . . .

[democracyindanger]

3. Long time conspiracy with socks.

[quisp]

6. next to the pants or

on the ceiling fan. Sometimes various articles of clothing land on the ceiling fan.

[zbdent]

8. Hey, I was in a hurry

(line from an old Burt Reynolds movie . . .)

[sundog]

9. the same way a brand new cd disappears

:nuke:

[biscodawg]

10. i think its with your missing socks

somebody somewhere is playing the biggest practical joke ever with all of our missing socks and in your case, belts. Who knows?

[sniffa]

11. uh, that was me actuaLLy

i Like those souveniers. :yoiks:

[biscodawg]

17. yOu are A dirtY diRty man

:P

[skygazer]

12. It's amazing the things I've lost like that

I once lost a brand new pair of glasses when I dozed off in bed reading. I woke up, the glasses were gone and I've never seen them since. I suspect my Beagle ate them but she must have completely digested everything because they were gone without a trace.

About 3 years ago, I put a necklace down on the table when I went to take a shower. When I came out, the chain was on the floor and the pendant, which was a beautiful round crystal with a silver band around it - about a half inch across - was gone.

Haven't seen it since. My house is tiny, I've moved every bit of furniture since then multiple times... It's a mystery. I'm sure the cat knocked it off the table to play with it but what the hell did he do with the crystal? Eat it? What is it with my animals?

On the belt issue, you could try an old piece of rope. It worked for Jethro on the Beverly Hillbillies....

[ghostsofgiants]

13. You can have it back...

When my threads stop sinking like early 20th century transatlantic superliners.

[DrGonzoLives]

14. I got hungry

n/t

[prole_for_peace]

15. i lose clothes in my house all the time.

i have no idea what happens to this stuff. a pair of pants will come up missing and after about a week of intense searching i give up. then, suddenly, they will just be there. strange

[mzteris]

16. did you look

behind the head of the bed?