Best words ever strung together into a sentence and spoken aloud?

[Guaranteed]

I'm still thinking about this one. Might come up with one of my own.

I'd have to actually say it, first, though.

[VelmaD]

1. "There is no poetry in a dead fish"

My best friend said that to her biology lab partner in high school. He wasn't pulling his weight and was sitting writing an ode to the fish they were supposed to be disecting.

[Guaranteed]

2. LOL!

That's freakin' deep. :)

[AtomicKitten]

3. There's the all-time classic ...

cellar door.

[XemaSab]

4. try this:

"I shall resign the Presidency effective at noon tomorrow."

[WCGreen]

5. Yes WC Green, I will go to bed with you.....

[wtmusic]

13. LOL!

"Let's get naked wtmusic". Sweeter than Shakespeare.

[lpbk2713]

6. I will fight no more, forever.

Chief Joseph

[AlienGirl]

7. "Uranus may be a factory for diamonds,"

spoken live on the local news following the discovery of large quantities of carbon on Uranus. :rofl:

Tucker

[KeepItReal]

10. "She must have gold in her p*ssy"

One of my college buddy's dad said that over the revelation that his son basically gave/spent his entire scholarship stipend checks on his girlfriend.

[KeepItReal]

8. "I don't care if you kiss my ass from here to across the street..."

"...it's on!" - Tupac

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

9. My sig line

has my favorite. If you can't see it, it says:

There is no problem that cannot be improved by effort; and there is no effort that is too paltry to be worth undertaking.

Sam Waterston said it first in an interview several years ago. I have made it a mantra, and use it quite a lot.

[grannylib]

11. One of my dad's goofy poems:

Thirty days hath September
April June and no wonder
All the rest have peanut butter
Except for my grandma, who rides a little red tricycle.

[fudge stripe cookays]

12. "Don't get saucy, Bearnaise!!"

:hide:

Always makes me giggle!
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[AlamoDemoc]

16. LOL...my chain-smoker aunt says that all the time

:rofl:

[fudge stripe cookays]

17. You have to do it with the...

haughty Harvey Korman voice or it's not quite the same! :D

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[AlamoDemoc]

22. HAHAHAHAHA, now that I'm reminded of her, I'll call her

[Kraklen]

14. One flew east, one flew west...

one flew over the cuckoo's nest.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

15. If it weren't for my horse....

I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
:evilgrin:

[roguevalley]

18. "I'd kiss ya but I just washed my hair." --Bette Davis

[Orsino]

19. "The bathroom's free now."

Ah, sweet, sweet two-ply.

I win.

[Wilber_Stool]

20. My hovercraft

is full of eels.

[bertha katzenengel]

21. Jesus H. Christ on toast. Or:

Jesus H. Christ on a raft. Or:
Jesus H. Christ on crutches. Or:
Jesus H. Christ on a whole wheat god damned cracker (that last thanks to "Rescue Me").

[nookiemonster]

23. "If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport!"

n/t

[usedtobesick]

24. That's slick as butter on a bald monkey

no idea why but that makes me laugh so hard I cry.

[TBreeze]

25. "I spilled it all without pouring a drop"

My 9 year old said it when he was trying to pour himself a glass of juice and it ended up just about everywhere but in his glass. :)