What "one-liner" in a post on DU really cracked you up?

[BlueJazz]

I remember laughing my ass off several hundred times in the past 3 years but the one I remember the most was a Post on a Southern Senator ..I think it was Strom Thurmond and someone was talking about how his state (South Carolina) will vote in the upcoming 2004 election.
Anyway..the dialog was getting VERY heated when somebody posted:

"Who gives a shit what Strom Thurmond and his Pig-Fucking Constituency think?"

I guess you had to be there but at the time I truly ROTFLMAO....

[Skink]

1. Pig fucking is always funny...

How about that?

[RaRa]

2. From the Crucifix hitched to a trailor during the Schiavo affair

"christ had died

Christ was driven
christ wiLL ride agaaaaaaain"

But, there were so many, I have the thread bookedmarked as the funniest EVER.

[wovenpaint]

3. That quote from Phyllis Diller the other day

"I'm such a terrible driver, I can never tell if it's 1 o'clock or I'm going 100 MPH" (something like that)
Cracked me up for hours!
:silly: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[TOhioLiberal]

4. It was a lounge post...

...in a thread about peeing with door open or closed.

BiggJawn (1000+ posts) Sun Jun-19-05 11:31 PM
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21. The only time I close the door...
...is in the morning when I'm making Bush Effigies, because otherwise the Sun gets in my eyes....

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Bush effigies! :rofl: :spray:

[VelmaD]

5. "Poo

p"

With it's inevitable follow-up "it's the p inside the post that makes me a goddamn genius"

That Will...such a refined and urbane wit.