Contest: Flirt with KitchenWitch tonight!

[KitchenWitch]

;)

[libhill]

1. Well

I would flirt with ya, but I'm at a disadvantage - I'm not a lounge regular :(

[KitchenWitch]

5. You do not need to be a lounge lizard

:D

[GOPisEvil]

2. Hey KitchenWitch!

[KitchenWitch]

9. Right back atcha

[GOPisEvil]

17. How are you tonight?

[KitchenWitch]

20. I am well

Getting over a bit of heat exhaustion from the weekend...just lazing around today! :D

[GOPisEvil]

21. I hear ya. It's been hot as hell.

I wish I could have lazed around today, but no...had to work.

[KitchenWitch]

28. I worked outside all day at a local air show

I was on "stupid question" patrol :rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

35. Oooooh...I love air shows!

:bounce:

[KitchenWitch]

39. Me too!

We had a lot of old planes at our show this weekend. Our show is a no aerobatic show, but we had formation flights and some very interesting symposia...We had a reunion of the Black Sheep squadron!

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

42. Oh wow!!

The Black Sheep! :bounce:

We have what used to be called The Confederate Air Force here. Lots of historical aircraft. My favorite museum is the Air and Space Museum.

[KitchenWitch]

43. Mine too

We also had a couple of the Luftwaffe pilots from WWII, and Senator George McGovern...It was an awesome show.

[GOPisEvil]

46. Wow - that's a great air show!

I haven't been to one in a long time.

[KitchenWitch]

52. I have been lucky enough to be at 3 this summer

One in Red Wing, MN
One in LaCrosse, WI (The Deke Slayton Airfest)
and the one this last weekend in Eden Prairie, MN (AirExpo 2005 - see http://www.wotn.org)

[GOPisEvil]

55. I'm such an air show slacker!

At any rate, it's time for beddie-bye. Have a great night! :hi:

[KitchenWitch]

60. Ni ni!

:D

[neuvocat]

3. I don't know how to flirt in the kitchen.

[KitchenWitch]

7. Where do you know how to flirt?

:D

[libhill]

8. I do

let me count the ways -

[KitchenWitch]

12. I am guessing that you are an all-purpose flirt

:D

[libhill]

22. Indeed -

Been flirting for years, can't help myself - just have a flirtatious nature.

[KitchenWitch]

29. Me too

especially in person...still learning how to flirt on these here internets! :)

[libhill]

34. More fun in person, but

Internet flirting can be a hoot too- I used to chat on MSN a lot, but then it became a subscription service - dang 'em. Now, I'm too cheap too chat - (read that flirt)

[no name no slogan]

4. So uh.....do you like......

.....stuff?

[KitchenWitch]

6. Stuff?

that is my FAVORITE! ;)

[no name no slogan]

11. yaaay!!! She Cho-Cho-Chose Me!

Its' funny cuz it's got a train on it!

[libhill]

Damn -

so early in the game, an' I'm already shot out of the saddle. And this was so much more fun than trashing rethugs - well, almost.

[warrens]

10. I have heirloom tomatoes

And Brian Jonestown Massacre on the stereo. Wink, wink.

[KitchenWitch]

13. What is for dessert?

;)

[Beware the Beast Man]

14. Baby, your legs must be tired,

because you've been running through my mind all night! :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

23. How do you like your eggs?

:evilgrin:

[Beware the Beast Man]

25. In one..err..two pieces.

:P

[libhill]

30. How do I like my legs?

Tan and se- ooppps, sorry, my mistake. I see that either this thread is going to get me banned from D.U., or beaten severely about the head and shoulders by Kitchen's hubby, boyfriend, or significant Lounge other -?!

[KitchenWitch]

44. HAHA

Mr KW knows I am a hopeless flirt - he is too! :D

[libhill]

51. Then you should both

be understanding of each other, right? Gulp-

[KitchenWitch]

56. Pretty much!

:D

[libhill]

57. ok then

prepare to flirt- come fly with meee, w'ell fly let's fly awayyy - if you're into exotic booze, there's a bar in old Bombaaaayyy -

[two gun sid]

15. Before I do: what's the prize?

[KitchenWitch]

19. I will flirt back!

:D

[libhill]

37. That's prize enough fer me -

woo hoo!

[FuzzySlippers]

16. So.....ummmm....

what are you wearing?

[KitchenWitch]

26. Underneath my robes

I am totally naked! :evilgrin:

[libhill]

40. I need a cold shower -

n/t

[elshiva]

18. I LOVE YOU KitchenWitch.

You are so sweet and kind.

[KitchenWitch]

24. Posting Wellstone pictures will get you...

everywhere with me! :loveya:

[elshiva]

33. Alright then:

[KitchenWitch]

47. I love that photo

Shows that he was a regular guy! :D

[elshiva]

50. Yes he was regular and extraordinary!

[libhill]

49. It saddens me

and I might go off on a rant about how he was murdered, and get thrown out as Tinfoil Hatter, which I am-

[KitchenWitch]

61. I own several tinfoil hats

One for every occasion! :D

[libhill]

65. You're

a gal after my own heart. But I'm here to flirt with ya, so I won't bore you with my endless conspiracy theories most of which feature the Bush family as villains / perpetrators - dang it, ya got me started -

[KitchenWitch]

68. LOL

Those are my pet causes of all that is evil in the world :D

[libhill]

71. Likewise

n/t

[libhill]

70. Me too, but

I'd rather lose myself in your gorgeous eyes - damn, I'm a good flirt. I think? A legend in my own mind, so to speak.

[Wetzelbill]

69. you know Wellstone wanted me to intern with him

In fact, I'm sort of Wellstone-like. Short, Liberal, former wrestler. I'd be as loyal as he was to Sheila.

That getting me anywhere yet?

(probably slapped)

[KitchenWitch]

73. But are you balding and Jewish?

:D

[Wetzelbill]

78. nope

::hanginheadinshame:: :)

[KitchenWitch]

87. No need for that

:D

There is an inside joke amongst some of my friends and I from the younger days...

I am a very tall woman. Every time my friends and I would go out to a club, I would get hit on by the short balding Jewish guys (who were employed as accountants). I think everyone else was intimidated by my stature or something :D

[libhill]

88. Tall usually indicates

long legged - woo hoo

[KitchenWitch]

90. Yes - you are correct - my cutiepie!

Inseam of 40"

[libhill]

91. OOOH

Take me to heaven baby - cutie pie? I'll never wash my computer screen again. Uh- is there something wrong with that, or is it moi?

[Wetzelbill]

103. So witches like brooms, huh?

I don't even know what that means.

Tall women are a little intimidating for me. Not that I haven't been up to the task from time to time. I'll flirt with all kinds of women. I usually try sticking around my height though.

But you can still have me. I'm pretty easy. :)

[KitchenWitch]

104. :)

Humor goes a long way!

I love funny men.

[Wetzelbill]

105. That's my thing too

It helps quite a bit. :)

[FuzzySlippers]

36. Great pics, elshiva.

But I still almost burst into tears when I see him. He was the BEST.

[elshiva]

38. He IS still with us in spirit.

[libhill]

53. I luvs her more

And, I just met her, sort of. See Kitchen? I'm dedicated -

[KitchenWitch]

67. You score major points for sticktuitiveness!

;)

[libhill]

72. Great -

now let me go fight a duel to defend your honor - no, don't. I'm such a hopeless romantic. But I don't like pain, pain hurts -

[KitchenWitch]

75. Then do not get yourself hurt on my account!

As brave and gallant as that might be...:D

[libhill]

77. Brave, gallant?

Damn, I actually impressed her. Someone give me a sword. Oh, wait a minute - damn, I forgot that dental appointment.

[libhill]

81. OK!

But, I can give you a foot massage - just grant me acquaintance status Witchy, you'll never promote me to Friend, I'm dirt, I'm slime, I don't rate. (But I do try so damned hard).

[KitchenWitch]

84. Foot massages are a good thing

Consider yourself promoted! :D

[libhill]

86. WOO HOO

I'll be dedicated fer life - now kick those shoes off girl, I'll send ya to paradise.

[KitchenWitch]

93. Done already!

do you use lotion?

[libhill]

94. You're wish

is my command - hey, sexy nail polish - can I suck your toes? lol

[chaska]

27. I've got chili...???

How's things up in Wisconsin?

...that's what I said: Minnesota.

[KitchenWitch]

32. Cheesy!

just Cheesy!

:rofl:

[chaska]

45. You want cheese?

It can be arranged. Anything for you..., baby.

[KitchenWitch]

62. Hasta be Wisconsin cheese

I do not want cheese from those California cows - they scare me LOL

[biscodawg]

31. is that a magic wand in your pocket

or are you just happy to see me ;) ?

[KitchenWitch]

41. Actually it is a picture of Legolas!

:evilgrin:

But I do have a magick wand!

[biscodawg]

48. oh my, boy does the plot thicken!

:o

[jakefrep]

54. Please join me for a glass of cham-pan-ya...

...:toast:

[libhill]

58. I'm guessing

that you're a brunette, with big brown eyes -?

[KitchenWitch]

63. Good guess

:D

[libhill]

79. Well, I'll be ding danged

Unless you're trying to humor me, so I don't go off on a tangent about how the Bushies sent you here to distract D.U. males -(just kidding)- I did tell you I'm a tinfoiler extraordinary.

[KitchenWitch]

80. Truly was a brunette with brown eyes

These days I am a bit salt and pepper...:D

[libhill]

82. No Prob

Ain't no spring chicken myself, and I do prefer women closer to my own age group. :)

[khashka]

59. So witchy baby

whatcha wearing?

I mean, you know I've had a thing for you for a while now.....

Khash.

[KitchenWitch]

64. Tank top and shorts

ATM - it has been really hot here lately.

[libhill]

74. woo hoo

I'm panting, uh- I mean I'm breathless. I mean I'm hopeless.

[libhill]

96. UMM-

Would those shorts be of the daisey duke variety?

[Wetzelbill]

66. you look like somebody just whupped you with a purty stick.....

[KitchenWitch]

76. Aww shucks!

;)

[WCGreen]

83. Baby there something hot in your oven

that just has to be taken care of........

And the repair man is here.........

:bounce: :evilgrin: :bounce:

:yoiks:

[KitchenWitch]

85. Show me your tools!

:evilgrin:

[libhill]

89. I will, I will

damn, I'm shameless - but this is the most fun I've had in these here parts in a- while.

[KitchenWitch]

92. Indeed, this has been a fun thread

We all need it, with the SC nomination, the BFEE in power, the MSM letting us down with every story....:D

[libhill]

95. No kidding

I get so damn depressed sometimes - oh, well - I don't want to spoil the, er - mood - (wink)

[libhill]

97. Well, dang

she's leaving - I could have flirted alll nighttt

[jurassicpork]

100. So...

Are you single, looking? Does this pass for the singles' scene in MN? How about them Twins?

It's been ages since I've done this.

JP
http://jurassicpork.blogspot.com

[libhill]

102. Well, I'm off to flirt, uh

chat some where. Good bye my love, parting is such sweet sorrow. No, this is only adios, and not goodbye. :)

[WCGreen]

98. They are dangling from my belt....

[WCGreen]

99. Ah, who won the contest......

[jurassicpork]

101. Republican Internets flirting:

a/s/p? (Age/Sex/Portfolio?)

JP
http://jurassicpork.blogspot.com