Who else likes to change the lyrics to songs? Favorites?

[Digit]

One of mine:

From: Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox
Chorus...
Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die
Lord I wanna go to heaven but I don't wanna go tonight
Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff DICK in my hand
prop me up beside the jukebox if I die

[Tallison]

1. At the risk of blasphemy, in Pink Floyd's

"Leaning to Fly," I always heard the line "Tongue-tied and twisted just an earth-bound misfit, I" as "just an earth-bound distant high." After a friend corrected me (following much argument) I decided that however wrong, my version was still better, and that's the way I'll keep singing it, dammit. :)

[madeline_con]

3. "... earth-bound distant high."

Why not? Who's it gonna hurt?

[madeline_con]

2. I know some not so nice ones...

Eminence Front...

I'm livin' with a slut,
Gonna poke her in the butt..
It's a turn on...


La Bamba
She likes it up the La Bamba
(bend over bend over)

Hey, you asked! I didn't make these up, a derriere obsessed friend used to sing them at work.

EDIT, I forgot this:

Bad Moon Rising..

There's a bathroom on the right.

[WildClarySage]

4. not an original idea, but I loved the title of the book of misheard lyrics

called "S'cuse Me While I Kiss This Guy"