An early morning joke to start you day off right.

[Rainbowreflect]

Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drove his new Ford Excursion into an Irish gas station.

An attendant greeted him in typical Irish manner,unaware who the golf pro was.
"Top of the mornin' to ya!" the Irishman smiled, doffing his cap.

As Tiger got out of the mammoth vehicle, two tees fell out of his pocket.

"So what are those, lad?" asked the attendant.

"They're called tees," replied Tiger.
"And what would ya be usin' em for, now?" inquired the Irishman.

"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," said Tiger.

"AW! Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph," exclaimed the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at Ford think of everything!"

[blondeatlast]

1. LOL! That one'll get around the office today!

:rofl:

[BlueJazz]

2. A fellow was driving down a road when he noticed his tire was....

...going flat. He pulled into a parking lot, which happened to be a Catholic church.
He got out, retrieved his tire-changing tools and proceeded to try to get the tire off the car.
Well, it wouldn't come off so he started cussing up a storm, he kept trying but had no luck....all the while screaming obscenities.
A priest inside the church heard the fellow cussing and came outside, walked up to the fellow and said.......
"My dear Son, you should have faith in the power of prayer...simply asked the Dear Lord to help you with the task and all will be well"

The Fellow said: "I'm ashamed, father..You're right..as a good Catholic, I should know better..I'll do it"
So the fellow started praying.."Dear Lord, Please help me get this tire off"
Wham!"..The tire simply fell off the car!!
The Priest says: "Well, I'll be a Son-of-a-Bitch!

[Rainbowreflect]

3. Kick

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[Shell Beau]

4. Ha ha! Good one!

[kick-ass-bob]

5. !!

Forwarded!!

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