Attention: Help Needed from Funny People - complete this joke:

[Felix Mala]

I've been trying to come up with a very funny ending to this story, but I think I've reached "the limits of imagination" on this one...

Here goes:

Georgie marries his sweetheart Laura and the new couple moves in with his parents, George Sr. and Bar. On that first night, Bar finds Georgie in front of the TV watching Conan.

"Georgie!," she says, "What are you doing down here? You're supposed to be in the bedroom, making grandchildren for your pa and me." Georgie trots up the stairway and Bar and George Sr. settle in to watch a rerun of Matlock. A few minutes later, the son appears in front of the parents with a big smile on his face.

"Mission Accomplished!" he grins.

"What," says Bar, "You weren't gone long enough to take your clothes off, what did you do?"

"Gee, Ma, I took off her shoes and socks and tickled her feet. Then I gave her a big wet kiss. That should do it."

"No it doesn't," Bar shouted. She pointed toward the stairway, "You get back up there and make us some grandchildren." Once again, Georgie trudged up the stairs. This time he was gone 10 minutes and then appeared before his parents, beaming.

"Mission Accomplished," he said proudly.

"Look son," George Sr. said, "Read my lips, you couldn't have possibly done anything in just ten minutes."

"Uh-huh, I took off her dress and fiddled with her Passion Buds. That ought-er do'er."

Barb jumped up, stomping her feet, "No it doesn't, I want you to go back up there and take care of your wife like she's supposed to be taken care of." His head hung low, Georgie slinked back upstairs.

THAT'S WHERE IT STOPS


I know there's a joke in here somewhere. I thought about him finding Bill Clinton or, even better, Colin Powell in bed with Laura, but couldn't think of a good line. Perhaps Laura could come down the third time and say something to them. I'll entertain any ideas.

[gWbush is Mabus]

1. Georgie comes back down 2 hours later

well?, says the beautiful mind?

I phoned Rove and Tenet and their fixin' the pregnancy test to come up "green".

[UrbScotty]

2. No, Diebold is (nt)

[woo me with science]

6. I like this! nt

[kodi]

3. says laura, "dammit george, its after 9:11, everythings changed"

.

[rustydog]

4. Laura comes running downstairs crying, hand on her cheek...

Babs asks: "Darlin' what's wrong?"
Laura sobs: "W slapped me and told me to get my fat ass in the kitchen where it belongs!"

GHW Bush: "That's my boy!"

[fob]

5. I changed it a bit

Georgie marries his sweetheart Laura and the new couple moves in with his parents, George Sr. and Bar. On that first night, Bar finds Georgie in front of the TV watching Conan.

"Georgie!," she says, "What are you doing down here? You're supposed to be in the bedroom, making grandchildren for your pa and me." Georgie trots up the stairway and Bar and George Sr. settle in to watch a rerun of Matlock. A few minutes later, the son appears in front of the parents with a big smile on his face.

"Hey Pa, kin I borrow your cowboy boots?" he grins.

"Sure, there in the hall closet"

georgie runs back upstairs and this time he was gone 10 minutes and then appeared before his parents, beaming.

"You gotta saddle handy, Ma?," he said proudly.

"Yes, it's at the foot of our bed, but what..."

georgie runs off before she can finish her question only to return 15 minutes later.

"I need a pitcher of water, can you get it for me Ma?"

Frustrated at georgie Bar jumps up, stomping her feet, "I want you to stop foolin' around with whatever you're doing and go back up there and take care of your wife like she's supposed to be taken care of!"

His head hung low, georgie whines, "But Ma, that's what all this stuff is fer! Laura's been yelling at me to ride her hard and put her away wet!



That came out worse than it sounded when I told it to myself. Back to the drawing board.

[two gun sid]

7. The next day, Laura, drowns hear sorrow in drink...

and runs Georgie down in a crosswalk with her car after blowing a stop sign.

[Felix Mala]

8. Good Job -- I think we're real close...

[two gun sid]

9. Maybe Georgie should have been riding...

a mountain bike.

[zbdent]

10. Georgie slinked back upstairs.

Soon, Poppy and Barb hear noises coming from the bedroom. Lots of furniture movement, some squeals, and some thudding.

Shortly, all is quiet.

Georgie comes downstairs with a bloody baseball bat and sits down to watch his program . . .

[Felix Mala]

11. LOL/ ...and says, "What happened to Conan?"

[two gun sid]

12. LOL ..."pass the pretzels, Poppy."