Molson's Candian and COORS LIGHT????? (a beer rant)

[Tyler Durden]

I'm in the Duty Free picking up beer for the weekend on the new house construction site, and I'm looking for a case of Canadian. Usually my first choice: 2 bucks less than Alexander Keith's which is REALLY good.

I don't see any in bottles and I'd rather drink my own urine than beer from a can. THEN I SEE IT! A half and half. Now the usual half and half is 12 Canadians/12 Exports and that's fine with me, but I get close and ...

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It's 12 Candians/12 COORS LIGHT. OMIFUCKINGGAWD.

How in the HELL can they do that? Canada makes beer the equal of Ireland and Germany...How on earth can they stomache that moose piss, let alone partner with those NAZIS???? Rest assured, I have switched to Keiths's in Canada, and Labatts in the US.

This just might be, I'm just guessing now, the opening of the 7th seal.