"The thing about pot is - it strokes it's way to the gerbils"

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

Indeed it does.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

1. You know, I was getting high all the time

but everytime I would smoke I would get really tired. Then I realized: It's the pot!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

2. I was runnin' six thoughts to myself

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

3. I was driving a million miles and hour

per second!

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

5. When I woke up, I realized

I had a grand mall seizure

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

7. Seize that mall!

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

8. For its gradiosity?

No effin' way, holmes.

[jpgray]

11. It's not as fun as it looks.

The Peanuts characters are all bottom-havy and really hard to push over, for example.

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[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

6. The world may never know

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

9. RandomKoolzip?

[Kraklen]

10. I recently attended a professional conference...

on pharmaceutical natural products.

This guy from Saskatoon was talking about cannabis sativa, or "skunk."

Had these enormous power point photographs of the schnaziest bud up for display in front of a few hundred scientists.

Every time he said something like the word "chronic" he had me and my buddy in stitches.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

12. Did he say "dank"?

[Kraklen]

13. I don't think so.

But he might have. I think he was a stoner and was trying to slip as much as he could in under the radar.