Joke about Christo-fascists.

[benburch]

A driver did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk even though he
could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
intersection.

A tailgating woman behind him went ballistic, pounding on her horn and
screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to drive through the
intersection with him. Still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window
and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The
officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to
the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed,
and placed in a cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the
door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm awfully
sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you
were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and
cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate
holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to
Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish
emblem on the trunk."

Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car"

[Shell Beau]

1. Someone has posted that before. But it is great to read again.

[Richardo]

3. Our pastor told that one during a sermon.

:rofl: Great moment. Proud to be Catholic that day.

[Shell Beau]

4. Yeah! I'm a Christian and I hate to see the hypocrisy out there.

[LissaM]

2. LoL!

Great! I've never heard it before but it pretty much sums up the hypocrisy! :)

[sniffa]

7. hi Lissa

:hi:

weLcome to DU. :D :D

[Rainbowreflect]

5. That is one of my all time favorite jokes.

[Initech]

6. That's a good one!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: