WE'RE OUT OF WATER!!!!

[underpants]

Okay we just had a PA announcement here at work

(these PA announcements rival the ones on M*A*S*H*)

"Excuse me... we are currently..let me rephrase that...we are currently out of water. If the foundtains don't work do not be alarmed."

Anytime there is a PA announcement it is the topic of jokes for several minutes.

WE'RE OUT OF WATER!!!!

So in the last week:

Last Tuesday-no Air Conditioning- everyone sent home
Friday-I get to work no electricity come back at noon.... I come back at noon-still no power closed for the day.

The ultimate though was during the winter:We got sent home at 2 PM because it was GOING to snow that night. No kidding.