Write a scandal between you and another DU'er

[Taverner]

For example "Tavener and Progmom run off to start a B&B in Kabul."

[kick-ass-bob]

1. Skittles and kick-ass-bob met in an alley.

Neither were heard from again.
:o

[LynneSin]

2. I am Skinner & JimmyJazz's secret love child

:bounce:

Matcom is my baby brother, but his daddy was GOPisEvil

[Debi]

3. how does Kleeb fit in here?

:shrug:

[kick-ass-bob]

4. DS1 and Matcom.

matcom had an abortion but another sprout came along -- Kleeb

[Debi]

9. KAB

:puke: no good...

[kick-ass-bob]

15. but he did.

:shrug:

just ask him.

[Debi]

24. Oh, bob.....

:eyes:

[kick-ass-bob]

25. see what I get for reporting the truth?

:eyes:

*sigh*


:hi:

[Debi]

26. Do you feel like Matt Cooper now?

:shrug:

[LynneSin]

6. Kleeb is my great-great grandaddy

:bounce:

[Debi]

10. I am so confused

:cry:

[LynneSin]

13. That's ok, you're my great-great-great granmammy

:D

[Debi]

14. I'm a virgin!

Named Mary!

[LynneSin]

17. Do you know what that makes Kleeb

[Debi]

19. You tell him

:scared:

[LynneSin]

22. The good news is he still have 15 years of living left to do

:shrug:

[Debi]

23. But he's gotta get to work on that beard!

And his public speaking skills need to be honed.

[LynneSin]

31. As long as he can turn water into wine the rest is just small details

:D

[Debi]

38. He's soooo invited to my next party!

:beer:

[pdx_prog]

39. Oh for Kleebus Christ!

[Debi]

41. Hahahahahahahaha

:rofl:

[ohiosmith]

5. Ohiosmith, Catwoman and Redqueen seen eating a bucket of KFC in a

new Hummer.

[kick-ass-bob]

7. I had a hummer before.

oh - nevermind.

:blush:

[Debi]

11. Smoking a pack of Kools!

:smoke:

[jobycom]

8. I am blackmailing Zuni because I know his real identity

is Jimmy Buffet.

[MrScorpio]

12. Me and BicentenialBaby Tandem Base Jump Off The Eifel Tower

She's in front, of course

[bicentennial_baby]

36. wOOt!

:bounce:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

16. Redqueen does sleazy sex-tourism cruise to Brazil,

violates Commie Pinko Dirtbag's childly innocence.

[Zuni]

18. .....

:o

[Debi]

20. No, you can't join in...

:eyes:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

35. Yeah, besides, I have only one childly innocence to be violated. (nt)

[Hugin]

21. I'm thinking! I'm thinking!

Hmmm... Who on DU haven't I scandalized? Hmm...

[progmom]

27. How 'bout we change the location to Cabo?

:hi:

[Misunderestimator]

28. How about a Cabal?

[progmom]

29. who are we overthrowing?

i'm down with that...or up for it. whatever it takes.

[Misunderestimator]

30. Always someone new... they're always ripe for overthrowing...

in GD.

[progmom]

32. GD gave me heartburn today

:hi:

[Misunderestimator]

33. Gives me heartburn every day... but like a moth to the flame...

I'm about to fall asleep at my desk right now, by the way... :boring:

[progmom]

34. yes, you are like a moth

or a meth head. :P

thankfully, you get worked up about some of the same things i do, so i don't have to worry my pretty little head about writing a response. :)

[Misunderestimator]

37. LOL

wonderful

[khashka]

40. I'm having an affair with Jimmy Jazz

and cheating on her with Sundoggie. Progmom is my real mom (she got knocked up when she was fourteen) but I ran away from home cuz she was mean to me. But I was able to make a living by selling sexual favours to ZombyWoof.


A rich man now, I'm trying to convince Jimmy that I really will divorce Sarabelle and marry her. Although that might not work out if she finds sundoggies undies stashed in the glove compartment in my car.

But don't tell anybody any of this. It's just between you and me.

Khash.

[progmom]

42. you;re awfully young, then!

:wow:

[khashka]

43. But I inherited your good looks!

Think I'm cute? Look at my progmom! I got it all from her.


Khash.