Oh God, Tom. SHUT UP!

[Sannum]

Can someone please set him up with a gay hustler? It is about time:eyes: Get it on tape, too:P

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2005340316,00.html

He told Hello! Magazine: "I just can’t restrain myself, I honestly can’t. I’ve never felt like this before - and I want to communicate it – it’s good to communicate happy things. People like hearing it.

"Lately I’ve had so many people come up to me and tell me about how they got engaged, and it’s like an outpouring of this type of conversation, and what I think is: 'Let’s have more of this. This is a good thing to have'."

(snip)

The loved-up couple even have plans to make a film together.

They are in talks to star in a 'laugh out loud' romantic comedy called Over To You.

Oh god. No. Please. We don't like you, Tom. We really don't.:eyes:

[Beaverhausen]

1. I remember when I first fell in love with my sweetie

I felt the same way he did. Only no one was putting a microphone and camera in my face.

I say give him a break.

:hide:

[rooboy]

7. This is his third wife. It's not like it's a new experience for him. n/t

[Lone_Wolf_Moderate]

2. Tom, listen dude. You've got to get a hold of yourself.

You used to be the man. Now you've gone insane. Come back to us, Maverick. COME BACK!!

[Lisa]

3. "I just can't restrain myself..."

Can't he TRY?!

For some reason I'm picturing Katherine Hepburn as Rose Sayer in "The African Queen", declaring: "Nature ... is what we are put in this world to rise above."

[LoZoccolo]

4. Have you seen this yet?

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2674673

[JimmyJazz]

5. In Shakespearean times, to "protest" meant to affirm -

meaning if you continually say (read affirm) how much you love someone it starts to ring false - hence the quote, "the lady doth protest too much, me thinks." It had nothing to do with actually "protesting," but more to do with repeating the same thing with a sense of false enthusiasm. In this case, I'd have to say, "the man doth protest too much, me thinks."

[Bat Boy]

6. I remember when I grew my first beard...

I was so proud. I just...

But then this isn't his first, is it?

Nope. He's nuts.