I think you're all fucked in the head.

[Sannum]

We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

One of the funniest movies ever:P

[GOPisEvil]

1. That is one hysterical quote!

:rofl:

[RummyTheDummy]

2. Great line

Great movie.

[tridim]

3. Ahhh memories.. I remember when Chevy Chase was funny

Fletch was a classic. Caddyshack too.

[Deja Q]

4. "Airplane!" is better and doesn't describe oral sex in such detail...

Or any sex... apart from one bizarre topless scene...

:rofl:

[RummyTheDummy]

5. Why does it have to be a competition?

Airplane is very good. Vacation is very good. They need not compete.

[Deja Q]

9. Because my sense of inner peace had an aneurysm 7 years ago.

:cry:

[tridim]

8. Airplane! is on AMC right now!

:D

[jane_pippin]

6. I haven't laughed that hard in a while! Thanks

:rofl: :rofl:

[gmoney]

7. "Sorry, the park's closed. The Moose out front shoulda told ya..."

"I know how to French Kiss..."

"Big deal. Everyone does that..."

"Yeah, but Daddy says *I'm* the best!"

[tridim]

10. Or in the TV version..

"Yeah, but my Science teacher says I'm the best at it"

[Clintmax]

11. LOVE Vacation!! One of my favorites! n/t