Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

[progmom]

Seriously, though. Could you make it stop? They're crapping all over my car, my house, my lawn... And the noise. I can't hear my music anymore.

I'm thinking about getting a cat.

:hi:

[XemaSab]

1. What kind of birds?

n/t

[progmom]

12. imaginary ones

[XemaSab]

15. Yikes

those are the worst kind!

I think you need to get a gun!

[Spider Jerusalem]

2. I thought you were allergic to cats, though?

Maybe an ultrasonic emitter would do the trick.

[jobycom]

3. They are DLC spies. nt.

[progmom]

4. I thought so!

:grr:

[Deja Q]

5. I'm gay so they know I won't hit on them?

Oops. Wrong type of birds, sorry! :wow:

[progmom]

6. oh hypnotoad

:hug:

[usedtobesick]

7. no please don't ruin my favorite smart alec answer

I use that line every time someone says "I have a question for you" oh and buy a BB gun, don't have to hit them to scare them away for good.

[progmom]

10. which is your favorite smart alec answer?

and how am i ruining it for you?

[usedtobesick]

17. Why do bird suddenly appear ever time you are near.

and I was just kidding about the ruinging part, I love using that line.

[progmom]

22. ahhhh - cool!

:hi:

[Spinzonner]

8. Have you tried playing ultra loud Heavy Metal at them

[XemaSab]

9. They're birds

not Manuel Noriega.

[progmom]

11. ....

:spray:

[arwalden]

13. They Won't Last A Day Without... Food.

[Zuni]

14. Sorry

I have a bunch of bird seed in my pockets


oops :blush:

:hi:

[progmom]

16. why are you standing outside my window?

with binoculars?

[Zuni]

20. bird watching of course

;)

[immoderate]

18. I've got the same birds.

Hi darlin'.:hi:

(I picked up Eldar yesterday, but haven't listened to him yet.)
--IMM

[progmom]

21. welcome back!

you've been missed! :hi:

[immoderate]

26. I had to work a Saturday.

And they asked me back. This week I told them Sunday! Yeah!

--IMM

[progmom]

27. yippeee!

:D

[ghostsofgiants]

19. God, I'm so sick of you people passing judgement based on my birds

It's a medical disorder okay? I've seen a doctor, he prescribed an ointment. It can't be helped, so just back the fuck off. As if the general social stigma isn't bad enough, now I've got so-called "progressives" ragging on me about it?

[progmom]

23. just keep your damned birds off my lawn

:mad:

[ghostsofgiants]

You're just lucky this shit's not contagious, pal

:grr:

[barb162]

24. If a nest is near and you go near it, they often try to get

your attention for distraction, as in, get away from their nest.

Also, is a neighbor feeding them?

Is it one type of bird coming in large flocks?

If they are imaginary, the same rules apply. Imaginatively.

[progmom]

25. it's this big cloud of birds that follows Zuni around

they have beaks and wings. and they make a lot of noise.

[barb162]

28. oh, beaks and wings, those kind....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Floogeldy]

29. BAWK! BAWK!

[progmom]

30. are you calling me chicken?

:grr:

[Floogeldy]

31. No, but . . .

. . . I sure would like to see you shake your tailfeather!

:P

[Telly Savalas]

32. Sparrows and the like are cool...

but pigeons are the most vile and disgusting creatures on the planet. Our last apartment was located adjacent to a pigeon commune. The little hellspawn camped out on most of the window ledges and on the window AC units. They pooped on everything and were always cooing or fornicating. There were several windows that had to stay shut all the time because of the intrusive beasts.

I hate pigeons. x(

[progmom]

33. that sounds terrible

my bird problem is purely imaginary.

[In_The_Wind]

34. I feed them

They should ALL fly over here!

[progmom]

35. fair enough

you can have all of my imaginary birds

[In_The_Wind]

36. done

I'll love every one of them


and take my truck through the car-wash regularly ... bird poo is corrosive

[mykpart]

37. Where's Alfred Hitchcock when you need him?

[Elidor]

38. Because they want to shit on my car

They do it every day.

[progmom]

39. why can't they just go on the cars of people we don't like?

couldn't we designate bird pooping areas?

[NoSheep]

40. When I lived in Richmond VA in the city near the river, it was SQUIRRELS

Have you ever seen squirrel poo? Looks identical to ours except much smaller. Barbie size, I'd say. Took me forever to figure out who was leaving the barbie poo on my car!

BTW, Thanks a hell of a lot for giving me a Carpenter's ear worm!

:D

[Darth_Kitten]

41. Cuz I have a pet bird and I have a small apartment?

And seriously, bird poop doesn't bug me anymore. :)

[RedCloud]

42. Well, it could be that bird seed I planted...

Nice to see they finally sprouted.

[caty]

43. I forgot to

brush the bird seed out of my hair? I'm such a slob.:*