Are there any DU-ers that find me offensive?

[Bat Boy]

'Cause dammit, I'm really trying.

Poop!

[Zuni]

1. I am sure at least someone has

flamed you over the Fatty Arbuckle avatar

[Blue-Jay]

2. Only the fortunate few who know you.

Me? I'm fortunate.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. half the time I can't fucking find you anymore

let ALONE find you offensive!

[Bat Boy]

9. I'm there.

Whenever some nitwit fails to come up with a valid argument, but sticks to their guns anyway...I am there.

Whenever the point is missed entirely...I am there.

Whenever a decent discussion is sidetracked into a pissy slap fight...I am there.

Whenever someone has nothing left and resorts to comparing anyone who disagrees with them to Hitler...I am there.

I am in the fingers of people who misspell the same word over and over again.

I am in the mind of posters who seem to have completely gone off their meds for the evening.

I am in the misguided ego of "experts" who gained the bulk of their knowledge from infomercials.

Whenever someone posts a vehement argument without reading any of the thread...I am there.

[prolesunited]

16. Genius!

I find you offensive, but that is just part of your charm. :hi:

[asthmaticeog]

19. Bat Boy, please post that as an OP

so I can recommend it for the Greatest page. Fucking genius. :applause:

[BikeWriter]

4. Who are you?

[progmom]

5. who are you again?

:hi:

[Old_Fart]

6. Is that you in the picture?

Who are you?

[nickgutierrez]

7. Oh please...

You're trying to offend people, and the best you can come up with is "poop"?

I know you've got better than that... :)

[Bat Boy]

10. Of course I do...

I just haven't figured out how to translate it into print. That's all.

[Merrick]

8. Poop? You bastard

As a member of the excrement community who has faced a lifelong struggle against the oppression of narrow minded, "scent sensitive" jerks like you, I say go to hell!

[ghostsofgiants]

11. The newspaper you represent lacks journalistic integrity

But because of the lack of credibility in journalism, comes off as more credible than most. This offends me.

[Susang]

12. You've offended me for years

You've gotten very good at your craft! :applause:

[Bat Boy]

13. Thank you...

Thank you very much.

[nickgutierrez]

14. Now THAT offends me.

Congrats. :toast:

[Bat Boy]

15. It's about time....

What do you have to do to piss people off around here?

(don't answer that...)

[Jara sang]

17. I take offense to the word "poop".

It is too cutesy, please use: shit, dump, crap, or defecate

[youspeakmylanguage]

18. If you have to ask...

...then no.

Get out their and stomp on some feet!

[madinmaryland]

20. Why do you hate Amurika?

:headbang:

[XemaSab]

21. You didn't respond to my

"Am I Tacky" poll, so I'm not going to respond to your "Am I Offensive" query.

So there.

And the camel toe on that Elvis has GOT to go.

[Fenris]

22. You make me sick!

You are vile, sir. Vile and rude. You contribute nothing to this board other than puerile observations and mediocre comedy. Frankly, if it was up to me, I would have banned you before you signed up! If I were you, sir, I would crawl under a rock and come out only to periodically check my mail!