What book will you never, ever read?

[Mutley]

Even if someone tapes your eyelids open and props it up in front of you?

[Wickerman]

1. anything by Nicholas Sparks, and

Rush, Hannity, get out of jail books by Scooter Libby and any neo-cons.

[unhappycamper]

2. Anything from (m)Ann Coulter. n/t

[terrya]

3. None of the Harry Potter books

I don't hate them...they just don't interest me

[Mutley]

4. I'm the same way.

Everytime I think I should just get it over with and read them, I end up buying something else instead.

[jonnyblitz]

6. same. i don't read books that appeal to children. nt

[Mutley]

9. Well, I've been told there is some appeal for adults in them.

Especially the further into the series you get. I think the movies are cute, and I might read the books one day. Or not.

[kick-ass-bob]

13. ?

Lord of the Rings appeals to my child - he's 9.

I don't quite get that kind of logic.

The latest Potter books aren't too child oriented - he himself is 16-17 years old, and major characters die.

:shrug:

[soothsayer]

17. Uh oh, you've created the dreaded double-negative. Maybe if

you read Harry Potter, you'll learn enuff grammar to know that you accidentally said that you may indeed read HP some day.....!

Hee hee! (Just teasin')

[Hosnon]

23. Haha yea I picked up on that - never intend to read none of them..hehe. nt

[shugh514]

5. Anything published by Regnery - nt

[blondeatlast]

16. Or Thomas J. Nelson; publishers of Michael Savage and Bibles, the largest

selection in English.

[emulatorloo]

7. Unfit for Command, by John Oneill, Jerome Corsi, Karl Rove (uncredited)

EOM

[unsavedtrash]

8. It Takes a Family

[lpbk2713]

10. Any drivel by assclown Limbuagh

All lies and distortions anyway. What a waste of time and money to read anything by that pimple-butt dickhead.

[LynneSin]

11. Any book written by the following:

Right Wing Shrills
Right Wing Shrill wannabe
News Reporters who claim they aren't right wing shrills but report the news like one anyways
Repukes
Repuke family members
Anyone associated with these sham news stories - missing children, tabloid murders, etc
Anything written by Zell Miller

That is all

[I Know How To Do it]

12. That book by Jesus.

[progmom]

14. Jesus wrote a book???

:wow:

[I Know How To Do it]

18. yeah, I don't know his first name, but they hide it in Hotel rooms.

[anarch]

26. yeah, but his book didn't make it into the bible

the editors thought the message was too radical....

[Mutley]

15. That book by Jesus.

:rofl: Nice.

[Shell Beau]

20. I don't think Jesus wrote a book.

At least not the Bible. The Bible was an inspired piece. At least that is what Christians believe.

[Schema Thing]

19. heh, if Jesus had ever written a damn word one

I might become as convinced as the majority that he really existed.

[sinkingfeeling]

21. Any of the 'Bush: Man of Faith' bull.

[swag]

22. The Tolkein stuff.

[ladeuxiemevoiture]

24. anything by Orson Scott Card

who has written some horribly homophobic stuff

[Strawman]

25. When it comes to fiction: Grisham stuff

Or anything by Tom Clancy, Michael Crichton, etc.

[caty]

27. The bible.

Myths and legends.

[youthere]

28. "My Pet Goat" n/t