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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 08:10 AM
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Asthmaticeog assumes no liability for its misuse.
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Cathyclysmic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 08:12 AM
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1. ...
Edited on Wed Jul-27-05 08:15 AM by Cathyclysmic
You forgot to say this offer is not valid in New Jersey and Vermont
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 08:18 AM
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4. But it IS valid in New Jersey and Vermont.
:shrug:
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Cathyclysmic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 08:23 AM
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7. There is always a catch
next thing you going to tell me is that I'm under no obligation to buy.
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 08:28 AM
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15. Oh, I'm not going to tell you that.
Because there's NOTHING TO BUY, EVER!*

























*that's totally not true.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 08:13 AM
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2. ...but is it void where prohibited?
:shrug:
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 08:18 AM
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3. The void is but an illusion.
Lift the veil of maya, Richardo, and see what is real with true clarity. Offer expires 12/31/06.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 08:24 AM
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10. Do you have the express written consent of Major League Baseball?
Just trying to cover all the bases :P
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 08:25 AM
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12. No.
You caught me - oh god, I'M A FRAUD! :cry:
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 08:19 AM
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5. Are there any side effects we should know about in the use of this?
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 08:24 AM
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9. Side effects cannot be anticipated in all cases.
If any develop or change in intensity, inform your doctor as soon as possible. Only your doctor can determine if it is safe for you to continue taking asthmaticeog.

More common side effects may include: Diarrhea, nausea, and vaginal infection.

Less common side effects may include: Abdominal pain, headache, and severe vaginal inflammation.

Rare side effects may include: Abnormal stools, constipation, death, dizziness, drowsiness, gas, indigestion, insomnia, itching, loss of appetite, rash, delicious vaginal discharge, vomiting, and weakness.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 08:20 AM
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6. Was this posted by a professional driver on a closed course?
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 08:27 AM
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13. It was posted by entropy in a closed system.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 08:28 AM
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14. How chaotic!
:thumbsup:
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 08:31 AM
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16. And yet an eerie underlying order emerges...
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 08:23 AM
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8. so....
where is the entertainment? :eyes:







:P
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 08:24 AM
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11. Call me, baby!
:evilgrin:
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cassandra uprising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 08:39 AM
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17. Laughter is dangerous
and you are a very dangerous man indeed.

:hi:
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