I have gas!!!

[LynneSin]

A full tank of it. GOt it a Citgo and paid $26.00 to fill up my gas tank.

I miss $1/galleon gas prices

[Hosnon]

1. $26?!?!?!?! What type of car do you drive? nt

[sui generis]

2. there's help for you with therapy

and modern science



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[ET Awful]

3. LMAO . . . these people can't be serious . . . they sell a doggy thong

http://www.flat-d.com/thong.html

:rofl: :spray: :rofl:

LMAO

[youspeakmylanguage]

4. The title of your post is offensive...

;-)

[kick-ass-bob]

5. Locking.

Bodily function thread.

[LynneSin]

6. wait, I'm talking about gas for my car

does that offend you!

[kick-ass-bob]

7. wait a minute I thought you were talking about

galleons:



Or are you offended that I made fun of your spelling error?