Blair barfs from Iraq hangover

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Blair barfs from Iraq hangover Jul 27 2005

Prime Minister Tony Blair has confirmed that Britain became drunk on the promised power from Bushco and are now suffering from serious hangover symptoms. They want to stop swilling the rank koolaid and get the hell out of Iraq as soon as possible.

Mr Blair was speaking after Iraq's transitional Prime Minister Ibrahim al-Jaafari said the Baghdad government wanted to swiftly see the back of US troops behinds - so they could get their country back and get the insurgents to leave along with the US invaders.

Speaking alongside US Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, who is visiting the country, Mr al-Jaafari told a press conference the time had come to plan a coordinated "kick their (American's) asses OUT of of their country and wrest military control away from the Americans."

He said no exact timetable had been set for the withdrawal of US troops, but added: "We confirm and we desire speed in that regard. We want them the HELL out of our country ASAP and take the insurgents they brought WITH them. We much prefer if they fight their own damn war OVER THERE instead of OVER HERE!"

Mr. Blair had nothing further to add as he was too busy puking.....