What we need is a religion that the whole world can embrace & this is it:

[LynneSin]

[sui generis]

1. do we have to do all that drink his blood and eat his body

stuff? :scared:

And I personally do not want to carry around a little Matcom on a Popsicle stick everywhere I go.

Other than that, I'm in.

[LynneSin]

2. It's all a part of the religon - learn to deal with it m'kay

:D

[jobycom]

3. It would make us pray for the Apocalypse, that's for sure. nt.

[GOPisEvil]

4. All hail our lord and savior!

[LynneSin]

6. Yes we'll all be worshipping the lil yellow butt

:crazy:

[edbermac]

5. I'll join only if I can practice polygamy...

And smoke ganja...:silly:

[LynneSin]

8. I think you can pretty much do whatever you like

This is Buddy Matcom!

[nickgutierrez]

7. Buddy Matcom! n/t

[RedCloud]

9. it needs more "MUN".

MATCOMMUNISM.

That should get a billion Chinese converts in just one day.

[Osama bin Laden]

10. Afternoon infidels. Matcomism is blasphemous.

:)

[XemaSab]

11. Hey Osama!

How's things?

How's Cheney doing? I saw they managed to reanimate his corpse after that scare a few weeks back.

Can you do me a favor?

Can you not blow shit up any more?

9-11 was just sort of a downer, and you made your point.

Thanks.

[GOPisEvil]

12. So, uh, what are ya gonna blow up?

Can you tell us, please? I know you told George before, but he never relayed the message.

[billyskank]

15. I guess we'll never know!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=user_profiles&u_id=173955

[RedCloud]

13. Wow! Your first post!

PS, don't talk to the French any more. They kiss and tell.

[LynneSin]

14. Geez that guy was tombstomed pretty quickly

:bounce:

[billyskank]

16. Oh the humanity!

:D

[dr.strangelove]

17. Gotta love the single post tombstone

[madinmaryland]

18. No this is the religion that we need:

"Making the world a better place. One Beer at a time!"

[LynneSin]

20. What do you think we use for communion

:shrug:

[matcom]

19. the Tithing envelopes are in the mail

:bounce: