Jessica Alba French kissed by a monkey while filming MTV special

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/003209.html

While filming a special for MTV, Jessica Alba claims she had a monkey's tongue inside her mouth.

"I'm shooting a special for MTV and they told me all I had to do was push my lips out a little and the monkey would give me a peck, but instead she rammed her tongue inside my mouth and swept it all around in a circle. She touched every inch in there. It was the most disgusting thing ever."

Is it wrong that I find myself wanting to kill a monkey out of vengeful jealousy? Those little bastards really have it good, lying in trees all day throwing feces, and occasionally sticking their tongues in Jessica Alba's mouth. I've tried the throwing feces thing, but until I get to make out with Jessica Alba I won't be satisfied with my life as a human. And in other semi-related news, Jessica Alba has also told Observer Magazine that she's sick of being typcast.

"The scripts I get are always for the whore, or the motorcycle chick in leather, or the horny maid. I get all these screenplays that start, 'Tawnya is in the shower. The water streams down her naked perky breasts. I don't think that is happening to Natalie Portman."

[DrGonzoLives]

1. A girl monkey too

Lesbian beastiality?

If she's sick of being typecast, she should try getting some, you know, acting talent.

[Baclava]

4. Talent will only get you so far...

Tits and ass are like, forever, eh?

[jobycom]

8. I never saw a problem with her talent level

Hollywood has typecast better and worse actresses than her. It's the talent level of Hollywood moviemakers I question.

[proud patriot]

2. EWWWWWWW

x(

[ET Awful]

3. "I don't think that is happening to Natalie Portman."

I know, sad isn't it? Maybe you could introduce her to your agent for us?

:evilgrin:

[matcom]

5. i don't care if she is talentless

i'll help her clean it out :D

[Baclava]

17. Must say, I would've done the same thing...

Yeppers

[dean_dem]

6. Look, I'd had a lot to drink that day.

And I hadn't shaved in weeks. There's no need for insults Jessica, I'm sorry!

[KamaAina]

7. He's cheating on Pickles?!

oh, it's a female. Sorry, wrong monkey. :P

[Moochy]

9. Au contraire Natalie Portman's new movie

"... I don't think that is happening to Natalie Portman."

Apparently Jessica Alba hasn't heard about Natalie Portman's upcoming movie, Sasquatch Lover, a romantic remake of the classic Big Foot Movie

[jobycom]

10. Somewhere there's a monkey telling her friends

Can you believe that HUMAN got to kiss Millie? I'D shave all my hair for a chance to kiss Millie!

Monkeys have fantasies, too!

[Moochy]

15. Koko's side of the story

I guess we'll have to wait for Barbara Walters upcoming interview with Koko.

[jobycom]

16. Thank she'll smooch Koko, too?

She's so hot right now.

[Dukkha]

11. lucky monkey!

:loveya:

I hope she does get better roles. She's better than that.

[Blue-Jay]

12. Ook Ook!

[pdx_prog]

13. Makes you wish you were a monkey doesn't it?

I thought she was pretty hot with her dark hair in Dark Angel. With the blonde hair she just looks like another talentless wreck though.

[biscodawg]

14. thats hot

in a girl monkey on girl sorta way

[Hugin]

18. Heh...

Muhwha! Baby!

I'd kiss her too!

[Ksec]

19. OMG shes sooo hot

[swag]

20. I used to have a girlfriend who would kiss like that.

When we had finished making out, I would feel like I had just had a thorough teeth-cleaning and gum-scraping. Maybe she was just malnourished, I don't know. She didn't look hungry.

I let it go on, though, because that relationship was really more about her naked perky breasts.