Would Janeane Garofalo be too much for me to handle?

[Wetzelbill]

I always had a thing for her since about 10 years ago anyway. Way before I was as passionate about politics and before I knew she and I share basically the same views. I loved her since "The Truth About Cats And Dogs." I love short women, ones that are intelligent, passionate, have a wicked sense of humor like she does and love politics and so forth. On paper, she might be my perfect woman - her or bicentennial_baby but that is another subject for another time. :)

The thing is, she whips some serious ass. I heard her tear people up on the radio or just when she does her stand up. She'll eat a heckler for lunch. Plus, lets be honest. I'm a laid back, sort of guy, I'm funny and all, but I'm not a major strong personality like she is. I'm ten years younger than her, but she's a total ball of fire. \

Chances are, I may not be able to handle her, even if I were to win her over. She'd probably tie me in a knot. Granted, I would like it though......

:evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

1. I always wanted her as well.....

You know, girls who wear glasses, there is something really sexy about smart women who wear glasses and say what's on their minds....

Damn, she is a very sexy woman....

[Wetzelbill]

9. a strong, intelligent woman who speaks her mind.....

wow....

Something about 'em is right....

And the glasses thing is a turn on alright.

:wow:

[In_The_Wind]

2. only you really know the answer

[Wetzelbill]

8. which is I could maybe stick with her for

about an afternoon. Give or take an hour or so. :)

[In_The_Wind]

14. um hm

sweet dreams






g'night

[Skittles]

3. you're pretty much a wuss, Wetz

I vote yes. :D

[Wetzelbill]

5. let's not go that far

I am a chicken, not a wuss. :)

[Skittles]

24. LOL

:hi:

[Must_B_Free]

4. you're way over your head

she's chew you up and spit you out,
then she'd flush you like a piece of shit.

[Wetzelbill]

7. hahahaha

WTF am I laughing at?

[Floogeldy]

6. You can't handle it.

Don't even THINK about it.

;)

[Wetzelbill]

10. you may be right

But I can't help but think about it. :evilgrin:

[enigmatic]

11. I know you're not going to believe this

But my wife looks alot like her, at least when she was a brunette. Glasses, too. Yowza.

[Wetzelbill]

27. your wife looks like her

Maybe I will let her divorce you in that case. :)

Honestly, the way you talk about your wife makes me want to get married. You make it sound great. :)

[enigmatic]

28. She is

I was a confirmed Loner when we met, and she changed my life for the better. She really is my soulmate; my other half.

[Wetzelbill]

29. see like that

That's cool. I'm happy for you, man. You're a good guy and all, sure you're kind of a jerk, but not too bad. I can tolerate you. :)

[enigmatic]

30. Ha!

You're the little brother I never had, and if you were here I'd show you by giving you a noogie!

[Wetzelbill]

31. aww come on enigmatic leave me alone

Mooooooooooom!

[hickman1937]

12. I had a major problem with The Truth About Cats and Dogs.

How the hell was Janeane Garofalo supposed to be unattractive? That movie would have worked better if she'd switched roles with Uma.

[Wetzelbill]

17. I like how in movies they always have the "ugly" girl

who isn't ugly, then she changes clothes and fixes her hair and all of a sudden she's hot. Damn, she was hot before, WTF were the producers trying to pull?

It never makes sense.

[hickman1937]

23. Then they wonder why these "comedies" fail,

and use them for an excuse to make yet another tits with action/drama movie.

[Wetzelbill]

38. which doesn't even have a plot or a script

:)

[progmom]

13. honestly?

i think so. yes.

[Wetzelbill]

16. thanks for the vote of confidence

:)

[khashka]

15. She's too much for you to handle

or at least too much for me to handle.

I've had a major crush on that girl since forever.


Khash.

[Wetzelbill]

18. Pretty sure she's too much for me

But, I would die trying. :)

Wait, you go that way too? Best of both worlds. :)

[miss_kitty]

19. If you have to ask...

:evilgrin:

[Wetzelbill]

20. you got right to the point

without even saying it. That takes skill. :)

[BlueIris]

21. "I love short women." Wetzelbill, I think I love you.

And I love Ms. Garafolo.

[Wetzelbill]

22. I am pretty lovable in all honesty

:)

[enigmatic]

25. My wife wants to divorce me and marry you

Damn you Wetzell, damn you!

[Wetzelbill]

26. geez well that's a first....

well, a second I guess if you count that one time....

But she wasn't really married. Common Law.... nevermind, my whoring days stories are better left unsaid. :)

Oh, I'm sure your wife is a very beautiful woman who is very happy with you. I don't have the whisky Nick Nolte voice going on, either.

:)

[BlueIris]

32. I can't believe I never noticed you have an RFK avatar.

But now that I have--that seals it; we are madly in love. As much as a dead-inside, soulless wanderer like me can be madly in love with anything.

[Wetzelbill]

34. my Uncle was a senate page and used to carry RFK's

briefcase for him every morning. He was actually Mike Mansfield's page but Mansfield loaned him out to RFK every morning.

I always do that hand thing he's doing over his face. All the time too.

You may have to fight Bicentennial_Baby for me. I say you can share though. :)

[bicentennial_baby]

33. You....

:blush:

:loveya:

:hi: (that's a bye, not hi :P)

[Wetzelbill]

35. uh oh

I wasn't going to cheat. Honest. :)

But I see you noticed I mentioned you. I'm always good for a few brownie points here and there. :)

Have fun in Paris, btw. Actually, you'll probably only get this when you're over there. Bon jour! (that's all I know)

[bicentennial_baby]

36. i'm almost gone...

38 minutes till i drive away for jfk...see you soon! :bounce:

[Wetzelbill]

37. Bye!

:hi: :loveya: