A possible way to resolve the Iraq/middle east problems.

[moof]

The powers that be want to take over the middle east.
The powers that be want the middle east to be a democracy like america.
The powers that be want Iraq to be governed like america is governed.

OK, here's the solution, send frickin Everyone that thought the Iraq gambit was a good idea over to Iraq & send all the powers that be with them since no one in their right mind wants them in america anyway.
Now there should be just enough military left to provide defense and
most of the crooks and kooks will be gone allowing america to get back to becoming a civilization again.

[Floogeldy]

1. Motion to ban this person from the lounge

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[democracyindanger]

2. I was gonna say 'Krispy Kreme' for everyone, but your way's good too.