What weighs more...250 pounds of Karl Rove, or 250 pounds of elephant dung

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Poll question: What weighs more...250 pounds of Karl Rove, or 250 pounds of elephant dung

[Wetzelbill]

1. But we do know that Karl smells worse

[indepat]

3. Was going to say 250 pounds of dung would smell sweet in comparison

[hobbit709]

2. Elephant dung is more useful

It provides homes for dung beetles. I can't think of any self-respecting organism that would want to live in or on Rove.

[greekspeak]

4. Throw them into the water, see which floats and find out if he's a witch

I'll get you my pretties...if its the last thing I do...you and your little constitution too! AAAAHAHAHHAHA

[zbdent]

5. It's not so much the weight as to how you throw it around

and wasn't the question redundant? Aren't they equal (not poundage, but quality)?