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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 09:49 AM
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What would you do if you found out your spouse was a reptilian?
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 09:56 AM
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1. kill him in cold blood
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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caty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 09:56 AM
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2. Make sure he could get to water
whenever he need it.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 10:13 AM
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3. Turn the air conditioner down WAYYYYY LOW . . .
then make my getaway . . .
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Mizmoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 10:15 AM
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4. I nod and say, "So THAT'S what's been up with him all this time!"
:)
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Patiod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 10:27 AM
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5. Mine is a vampire
White as a ghost, can't take ANY sun, awake all night, 100% carnivore diet -- you do the math.
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MercutioATC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:30 PM
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6. Build a really big terrarium.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:31 PM
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7. I'd Suggest That They Start A Reptilian GROUP On DU.
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