Tell me your Zuni problems and I will give you solutions

[LynneSin]

I know we all have to deal with this problem. Tell me what it is and I'll tell you the solution!

[swag]

1. He failed to post a picture of himself eating pizza in his bathroom.

As careful readers of el Lounge know, this is a longstanding Zuni problem.

[LynneSin]

2. My suggestion is to boycott Zuni week

:D

[swag]

4. Would that bring him into compliance, you think?

[sniffa]

3. i'm depressed today

and his counseL of seLf-mutiLation did not heLp.

[LynneSin]

5. Have you tried zuni-mutilation

:D

WOrks everytime!

[Champ]

6. I still don't know how to get back into the dating game

I don't believe his harrasing women approach will work. What shall I do? :evilfrown:

[LynneSin]

7. Try sending a single rose to the woman you hope to ask out on a date

and then on the date let her know how you are a reformed Zunite

[progmom]

8. He's my baby daddy

and he's behind in his child support. :grr:

[LynneSin]

9. He probably has a good life insurance policy

You could probably file a lawsuit against the benefactor of the policy and claim it for your baby's child support.

ANd if you need a good father figure in your child's life you might want to try this man

[XemaSab]

10. Zuni has declared openly

that eating waffles isn't ok.

Should I try to talk him out of it, or should I just write him off as an anti-waffle bigot?

[Zuni]

11. Lies!

Some of my best friends are waffles

[XemaSab]

16. Look at post 12

I'm not the only person saying this, and at a certain point you have to consider that the problem might be you.

[sundog]

19. intervention time

:P

[LynneSin]

15. Waffles should be revered as the holy food

something that the anti-christ like Zuni would not appreciate

[sundog]

21. and he doesn't believe in waffle marriage either!

the bastard :grr:

[sundog]

12. i was told to stop eating waffles by zuni cause my ass is getting too big

[LynneSin]

14. Zuni is just jealous because you're sundog and he isn't

:D

[Redstone]

13. I have a hard time telling if a Zuni is a Zuni, or actually a Hopi.

They're pretty similar.

Redstone

[On the Road]

17. The Monster in His Sig Line Scares Me!

Ahhhh!

[LynneSin]

20. They are a story of truth:if you smoke crack you will be come a gray beast

:D

[ghostsofgiants]

18. The Yeti in his sig gives me an urge to play Ski Free

But I don't have Ski Free on my computer.