Bush Jokes

[JPZenger]

A doctor, a lawyer, and an accountant all die and go to heaven, and are greeted by St. Peter.

St. Peter says, "Scott McClellan is a lying sack of shit and I'd tell him so myself if he weren't going straight to hell when he dies."

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Q: How many eggs does it take to make a good omelet?

A: Who cares. Tom DeLay is a hypocrite of the highest order.

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Did you hear that Bill Clinton hired a new intern?

It turns out the old intern was too upset to work because her brother was killed in Iraq.

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Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Under the Patriot Act, we don't have to tell you.

[Vinnie From Indy]

1. Here's a good one!

There is a new bar in town that has a robotic bartender able to converse with patrons based on their IQ. A local scientist is skeptical and decides to test the robot bartender. He walks in a asks the robot bartender for a beer. The bartender asks him what his IQ is and the scientist replies 180. The bartender begins to discuss quantum physics, string and chaos theory. The scientists finishes his beer and leaves. He comes back an hour later and repeats his order but this time he says his IQ is 100. The bartender begins discussing the weather, sports and pop culture. The scientist leaves and returns an hour later and repeats his order but this time he indicates his IQ is 65. The bartender says, "How about that George Bush?"