Men, what do you after your prostate check?

[dhinojosa]

Poll question: Men, what do you after your prostate check?

It's that time again, time to pull down your britches, and bend over. I am going to put this glove on and go on in. What is the first thing you do immediately after finger poking is done by your doctor?

[swimboy]

1. or turn my head and cough eom

[dhinojosa]

3. thats for ball checking, this is something else. nt

[swimboy]

7. well, i know that . . . . .

[Shell Beau]

2. Guys have it so easy compared to a woman's check-up!

[dhinojosa]

4. Let's have a run down....

Well shit, your right we lose.

Men have:
The ball pulling and coughing
The butt spelunking


Women have:
Their breasts mashed between two cold plates
Thrown on stirrups and get a scraping


Am I misssing something else?

[XemaSab]

8. I've known women

to get the butt spelunking.

[mongo]

34. Men get that too.

And don't even get me started on catheters - I'll take the gay male nurse every time PLEASE.

[Shell Beau]

10. Spread your legs a little more, feel your belly, your breasts, some

even do some sort of anal check with their thumb. And that is all if everything comes out hunky-dory. If there is even the slightest problem, then you have more prodding and poking!

[Dora]

20. "touching you now"

Just go ahead and do it already! Stop warning me each time you're going to touch me!

And that's with women doctors.

[MercutioATC]

19. Ball PULLING?

Methinks your doctor has a thing for you. I've never had pulling involved.

[Lars39]

21. Yes, a complete checkup for women also involves "butt spelunking"

And if your doctor doesn't do one you need to ask for one.

[XemaSab]

5. Hear, hear

"I'm going to jam a freezing cold piece of metal in your cooch, and then crank the thing open wide enough to drive a truck into."

Good times.

NOT.

[Shell Beau]

12. And don't forget the bright light they use just to embarrass you

a little more.

[XemaSab]

13. true

basically, you'd be hard pressed to make it much worse.

[Richardo]

25. 70s-era porn music, heavy on the wah-wah pedal?

That'd make it worse.

[XemaSab]

26. That might suffuse the proceedings

with a sense of irony.

Alanis. Alanis would make it far worse.

[Richardo]

27. Pfft!

:spray: :rofl:

[dhinojosa]

15. "Keep on truckin'"

hehehe, sorry, I had to. :)

[XemaSab]

18. Refer to message 6 please

n/t

[LynneSin]

6. I hope all you men suffer

Paybacks for putting the duck-face thingie in the fridge before giving us a pap smear

:cry:

[Blue-Jay]

9. Smoke a cigarette.

[Taverner]

11. Usually remove the rubber glove from the grip of my kung fu buttocks

[dhinojosa]

14. "Ahem, you left something behind"

hehehe

[dhinojosa]

16. Not a lot of votes......

Too much of a bad memory?

[ulysses]

17. ask if he could actually feel anything using his damned thumb.

[Strawman]

22. Ask him about Alan Stanwyck's health

Arnold Babar.

Ever serve time doc?

[usedtobesick]

23. see my therapist

another love me and leave me story....

:spank:

[no name no slogan]

24. go to lunch

:P

[ohiosmith]

28. Ask him how the hell he did that with his hands on my shoulders.

[BiggJawn]

29. Remind her that she's got really small hands...

"You sure you got a good feel? Need more fingers up there?"
:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

30. "Doctor, do you you ever watch gladiator movies?"

[Ksec]

31. Smoke a cigarette

[Nye Bevan]

32. That's the worst part of a physical by far,,,

such a pain in the ass.

[wakeme2008]

33. Check for where his hands are :)

Both better not be on my shoulders.

[lumberingbear]

35. Last time I had it checked,

the doctor said "it is small". I said to him "Say it a little louder doc, so the entire office can hear! " :sarcasm: . I was afraid the other patients would think he was checking the other side of me.

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