Attention Texans: Your teams suck

[Taverner]

Astros? Suck. Rangers? Suck. Bush used to own them. Doublesuck.

Cowboys? Don't get me started...sucksucksuck.

Texans? Suckity suck suck suck

Longhorns? Suck suck suck...Nice jerseys thooooooo----PSYCHE! Suck!

Aggies? Suckity suck suck suck.

Texas Tech? Oh man do they suck. Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

That is all ;)

[cosmik debris]

1. Baylor Womens Basketball

Number ONE in the Nation. Top that!

[Taverner]

3. Easy

Baylor? they SUCK!

[cosmik debris]

7. So who is better?

Nobody!

[sasquatch]

14. That was Tom Delay's school

Enough said.:P

[cosmik debris]

18. Baylor kicked Delay OUT

Not even worthy of Baylor

[cosmik debris]

21. He got his degree in bug killin from University of Houston

They do suck

[Texasgal]

2. Longhorns suck?

Hmmmm.... I guess being in the TOP ten the last several years has evaded your train of thought? :P

GO HORNS!!!!

And yeah... I agree, The Aggies DO suck!!! :P

[Taverner]

5. Nope they suck

You know why?

Wanna know why?

Wanna REEEEEEEEEEEEALY know why?

Cuz I said they suck!

[dajoki]

47. how 'bout those horned frogs

they suck too!!:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

4. Yeah, pretty much, with one exception.

Your NBA CHAMPION San Antonio Spurs.

[Taverner]

6. Nah they SUCK!

suck suck suck!

[jandrok]

20. David, I'm SHOCKED!

I know that you're primarily a b-baller, but you gotta love those plucky 'Stros and the mighty, mighty Longhorns.

[VelmaD]

22. Uh...David is an Aggie...

so not so big on the 'Horns. :)


I, on the other hand, am an alumni of both UT and Texas Tech. :)

[jandrok]

23. DOH! I shoulda remembered that. Thanks, Velma.

Sorry, Dave. It ain't your fault that you're an Aggie, dude. We still love ya anyway.

[VelmaD]

25. Gotta have respect for anyone who can manage being...

an Aggie Decmorat. It ain't easy.

[jandrok]

28. That's for sure.

Although, truth be told, I have a lot of respect for A&M as an academic institution. I work with some Ags, and they're all fine folks, even if they will burn in hell for their football allegiances.

[GOPisEvil]

33. The Disastros?!?! Fie on them!

I'm a Cardinals fan - thank my dad whose home town is East St. Louis. :D

[jandrok]

36. OH MY GAWD! A Redbirds fan?

Holy Shit! Damn, dude, I was takin' a real liking to ya and everything. But the Cards...the CARDS?!?!?!?!?!? Especially after last year and all......oh man....oh man........my poor 'Strosies...we were so close, man......SO EFFIN' CLOSE!!!!! I may never get that close again, DO YOU HEAR ME? AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whew....ok...find the happy place...find the happy place......there...that's better. Center. Center. Breathe. Breathe.

Ok, where was I? Oh yeah. We need to do lunch again one of these days.

[GOPisEvil]

37. Yeah we do. Lunch would be a good thing.

Hell, at least I'm not a Yankees fan. :D

[pdx_prog]

39. I have been a die hard cards fan all of my life!

Mr big brother was friends with Dal Maxville.....they used to drive over to our house when I was a wee lad in the early sixties...

[texas1928]

8. well at least our teams do not pout about not getting the bowl they want.

and lose to a team they should have beat.

[Taverner]

9. NANANANANANAA I CAN'T HEEEEEEEEAR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[cosmik debris]

10. Your hearing SUCKS

SUCK SUCK SUCK

[texas1928]

11. Yeah keep sticking those fingers in your ears.

Cause you are going to be doing that all season this year to keep from having to hear it from us, as your USC and all other teams stink up the field.

[Taverner]

12. No this is going to be a kick ass year for Cali

Clippers man!

[tedoll78]

13. I live in Texas..

(a transplant from Louisiana) And the arrogance that some Texans display just due to the fact that they're natives.. it's annoying. What do they want me to say?

"Congratulations on popping out of your mother's vagina while in Texas. I'd be sooo proud too."

???

So yeah, I take a bit of joy when that Texan arrogance is knocked down a bit. Especially when they lose to blue states' teams. :P

[jandrok]

15. Relax a bit, Taverner. Enjoy these links.

You're all wound up, son. Watching the Horns rule Pasadena and having Tech beat up on poor, over-ranked Cal last year musta set you on edge. If I were you, I'd take the time to read about these fine athletic programs and familiarize myself with the rosters. You'll be seeing these names and faces a lot in the coming months as Texas teams once again dominate the sports landscape.

http://www.texassports.com/

www.astros.com

www.texasrangers.com

http://texastech.collegesports.com/

www.dallascowboys.com

www.houstontexans.com

[sasquatch]

16. What's your team?

[VelmaD]

17. You know...normally I'd just blow you off or...

trash talk back...but not today. Today I'm tired. So I'm just going to tell you I'm tired of you periodically starting anti-Texas crap just because you have friends in Texas and think you're being cute.

[Taverner]

24. Wow...someone peed in your wheaties

[VelmaD]

26. Nope...I'm just telling you...

that it's gotten old and you need to consider finding a new shtick.

[WeRQ4U]

19. Yep. Can the Yankees be from Texas for today?

[dajoki]

46. lay off the yankees

see you in the world series!!:woohoo:

[bridgit]

27. dude, they ain't no talk'n no sense to a texan no-how...

and the whole damn world knows it straight up :rofl:

[I Know How To Do it]

29. I went to Texas Last Summer and you want to know what I did?

I messed with it!
That's right, you heard me.
I messed with Texas!
Ha!

[Texasgal]

30. Hey! I've got an idea!

When I come to Nebraska I'll make sure I throw a bunch of litter out on the highway..... How's that sound....BUD?

[I Know How To Do it]

31. To make it look more like Texas?

[Texasgal]

34. Did you know that it's

against the law to litter in Texas? Do you have any idea that the " Don't mess with Texas " is an anti-litter campaign?

Didn't think so.....

Carry on.

[I Know How To Do it]

35. Did you know there are ant-litter laws in every state?

[Texasgal]

38. Really?

Duh???

The deal with " Don't mess with Texas" is that it works..... Even some guy from Nebraska has heard of it!

I don't recall what Nebraska's anti-litter campaign slogan is.... you wanna help me out?

[I Know How To Do it]

40. Yeah it's really wacky! We had to hire several consultants to come

up with, "No Littering"

[Texasgal]

45. Welcome to my IGNORE list!

[bridgit]

32. bwahaha, may as well...

texas is mess'n with the rest of us :rofl:

[Kazak]

41. BOOMER SOONER!!!

I couldn't agree more...

[PittPoliSci]

42. Dallas Stars? well...need i say anything else...

SUCK!!!

[lpbk2713]

43. Now, now, now. Just because ....

.... Kenny Rogers is an asshole little punk there's no need to condemn all of the sports venues in Texas.

[snooper2]

44. Really Tarverner, well, your Nectar SUCKS!

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