What's the most you would pay to see Tom Cruise eaten by maggots?

[motely36]

:shrug:

[name not needed]

1. Maggots only eat dead flesh.

[LynneSin]

3. He's braid dead - does that count

:shrug:

[WI_DEM]

2. is he eaten by maggots in his new sci-fi film?

[sui generis]

4. What's the most you would pay to see Tom Cruise eaten by Oprah?

I would pay a LOT for front row seats.

:evilgrin:

[motely36]

5. Yeah, but it would all go to her hips

She's worked to hard to go back :)

[jobycom]

6. I'd rather see Republican voters eaten by maggots

James Woods comes to mind. Bo Derek would be next. Two less votes we need.

[jackelope72]

7. Better be careful...

He might mistake the word "maggots" for another word that RHYMES with maggots, and you'll end up getting slapped with a lawsuit.

[motely36]

8. ohhh, now there is an idea!

:evilgrin:

[sui generis]

9. queer police here

on behalf of my fellow queers everywhere

okay, still funny.

[Misunderestimator]

12. You called for backup?

:D

it skirts the line...

but yeah, still funny...

[jackelope72]

14. Sorry, didn't mean to offend...

I hate the word, too, and will jump all over anybody who uses it in my presence, especially when using it to refer to myself or one of my friends. It just seemed so...appropriate...to allude to it in this context.

[madrchsod]

10. i paid enough just renting his films

so he owes me a freebe

[youthere]

11. Just thinking of looking at that would make me vomit...

and I don't like maggots either.

[WeRQ4U]

13. I heard that maggots not only eat dead flesh but also curropt Thetans

Duh.