A Revelation: Ann Coulter is a Veela!

[Kelvin Mace]

In Harry Potter, Veela are creatures who appear to be beautiful women, but in reality are scaly, winged harpies. When they dance or sing, they bewitch men who will then do anything to impress or please them, up to and including, self-destructive behavior.

[jackelope72]

1. Only one major flaw in your theory...

They "appear to be beautiful women"...hardly applies in this case.

[Kelvin Mace]

6. Nope, you have to realize

that to us, she isn't, to the weak-brained and innocent, she is.

[redqueen]

9. Innocent?

You sure that's the right word?

[Kelvin Mace]

13. Innocent in the context

of children and naive adults.

[redqueen]

16. Ah got it...

Naive I guess I can live with...

Is it too harsh of me to expect people to actively seek out information, rather than just eat whatever the MSM is dishing out that day?

[Kelvin Mace]

17. Sadly, unfortunately, tragically...

yes.

[johnnie]

2. OK but

When are they going to make her appear beautiful?

[Kelvin Mace]

14. I would have to pull your soul out

or give you a lobotomy.

[XemaSab]

3. No she isn't

She's Draco's mom.

I heard she hooked up with Alan Rickman.

[derby378]

5. Only because Voldemort thought she needed a cheeseburger

:silly:

[XemaSab]

8. I heard she liked it

Where does that put your theory now????

[XemaSab]

19. BTW

Trelawney desribes him as a Pushing, Thrusting young man.

[Burma Jones]

4. Why do you assume Ann Coulter appears beautiful?

She's drawn, with a tightly twited ungenerous little mouth, fake looking hair and man hands - not to mention an Adam's Apple.

Then again, De Gustibus non disputandum est.

[Kelvin Mace]

12. Clarification

I DO NOT think she is beautiful. When your soul is that black, it is like looking at raw sewage.

As to my actual taste in women:


Xena & Gabrielle


Teri Garr


Pamelyn Ferdin, my first crush

[LeftyMom]

20. That seems to be the difference

Apparently you prefer healthy women, where Ann apeals to those who prefer the anorexic, meth using, alien body type.

[Burma Jones]

24. Teri Garr was my first crush

Young Frankenstein........

[Hugin]

27. She's mine!

Mmmm... Teri Garr.

[bridgit]

7. oh, sorry, thought you meant: velveeta ~

http://www.kraftfoods.com/velveeta/main.aspx?s=&m=content_main

[Greyhound]

10. LOL

:rofl:

[ET Awful]

11. Wrong. Veela are attractive looking . . . and Ann is just

EWWWWWWW

[hyphenate]

15. She really has

butt ugly arms. They're also knuckle-dragging.

[Dukkha]

18. my theory is She's Amanaman

one of Jabba The Hut's cronies seen in his palace. It was played by a female too.

http://www.theforce.net/swtc/amanin.html

[MN ChimpH8R]

21. I dunno

Fleur Delacoeur is part veela, and she's gorgeous. Definitely not applicable to Annthrax of the Tiny Mind.

[XemaSab]

22. 1/4 veela

[davidinalameda]

23. I can buy that

[Liberal Veteran]

25. If you stare at Ann Coulter, you can see the ugly eating it's way out..

...of her demented soul.

[Hugin]

26. Is that *really* a photo of Ann?

The face looks somewhat photoshopped.

Ann needs a body double?

Who knew.

[Demonaut]

28. look at those friggen HUGE hands! is this photo shopped?

[Hugin]

29. This pic has *got* to be photoshopped...

Ya think?